Ep 1: Wow, I hate this show.
Ep 2: No, wait--I really hate this show.
Ep 3: This show needs to DIE! DIE! DIE!
Ep 4: Huh, I think I kind of like this show.
Ep 5: Shit, this is getting pretty good.
Ep 6: Oh Michael, you stupid bitch! Justin, baby! Open your eyes! Can't you see how bad Brian, that bastard, that lean, pouty-lipped... mmm, strangely compelling... bastard! is for you? Fuck. I think I may be hooked on this show.
Ep 7: Yes. Yes, I am hooked on this show. I am so fucked. I'd better go rent the rest.
Ep 8: "Yes, I only see discs 2-6 for 'Queer as Folk' season two for sale and that's just silly because I NEED THE COMPLETE SET, WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE THE COMPLETE SET?!"
Ep 9: Thank you for shopping Amazon.com! ...er, because of course I also need to own season one after I'm done watching the rentals.
Brian. Justin. Yes. Yes. YES, I'm going to say it, okay? Just this one time.
(Actually, it's kind of impure and terribly, terribly wrong, but that's even better.)
Oh god. I just spent two hundred dollars. Someone help me to the divan, please....