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11 April 2003 @ 12:09 pm
random. tiny. bites. of anna.  
I just had someone write to me and say, rather surprisingly, that he was "pushing back" on an editorial issue to a major corporate client because he quote, didn't want to piss me off too much, unquote. Heh. Feel my power! Now I must go reassure him that it's okay and that I'm really not that scary.

So, there's this particular cologne that some guys wear--many gay guys, I anecdotally feel, but also straight ones--that is the single most obnoxious force of evil in the universe. I don't know what it is, but it's *always* strong and gagworthy, and some day I'm going to have to squinch up my face, hold my nose, and take the plunge to ask one of these guys what they're wearing. And then bomb the factory.

Decaf mocha with light syrup and extra whipped cream: a counterbalancing force of good in the universe.

eac: backeac on April 11th, 2003 12:31 pm (UTC)
-- It's Drakkar Noir that always makes me want to vomit. But that might be because of past boy issues....
(Anonymous) on April 11th, 2003 01:32 pm (UTC)
Boys with open collars... and chest hair on their neck
My problem tends to be that men who are likely to wear Drakkar are also prone to wearing about half a cup of it, as well - same with Obsession. Although, in reasonable amounts, I like the way both of those colognes smell.

(Anonymous) on April 11th, 2003 01:29 pm (UTC)
Nose poison
My guess is CK One. *shudder*

benaresq on April 11th, 2003 10:22 pm (UTC)
Oooh! I bet it's Obsession for Men. That stuff is a good way to literally make a girl swoon. My English teacher wore it in class when I was sixteen and I had to go sit outside because I kept getting blackouts.