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10 April 2003 @ 08:05 am
Jesus Christ  
Yes, my LJ has finally reached its nadir, and we have updates on missing videotapes and the functionality of my nose.

1. Found the tape, right before I dropped off to sleep. Suddenly envisioned myself straightening a pile of tapes by the floor of my TV stand and had a vague sense that I might have stuck the tape I was holding back into them. Went and looked and there it was. Fuck me. After checking the bathroom, the fridge, the windowsills behind the curtains, the couch cushions, the laundry piles, my bedding, my backpack, and my TRASH, I thought to check...the pile of videotapes.

Kill. Me. Now.

2. Except you won't have to, because I'm going to die of a nosebleed. Number FIVE, perhaps, which I could actually watch occur in real time as I lifted my lipstick toward my face in the mirror right before preparing to leave. Sigh.

I am staying home today, doing light work if any, and am going to try and get a doctor's appointment.

herself_nyc felt the need to tell me that this week's SFU graduate died of a nosebleed. Thanks, Herself! ::gives you The Look, then gives up and giggles::

Why are my upstairs neighbors always home? Unfuckingbelievable. Seattle. City of Angels Slackers.
Herself_nycherself_nyc on April 10th, 2003 08:35 am (UTC)
Sorry! But if it instigates a doctor visit, it's good. I want you to get to the bottom of this.
juniper200 on April 10th, 2003 10:42 am (UTC)
Yeah, spontaneous nasal blood loss is bad news. Doctor time.

Re: tape, the ninjas came back while you slept and snuck it into the stack of videos to make you doubt your own sanity, but we know better, don't we? Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.