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08 April 2003 @ 10:15 am
five by five...or maybe three and a half  
Blood pressure is fine, anyway. Went to the doctor's, got that confirmed. Guess I'll just wait and see whether this recurs. Almost wore a white shirt today, then caught myself, rolled my eyes, and put on something darker in case, you know, I began SPEWING HUGE GOUTS OF NOSE BLOOD ALL OVER THE OFFICE.

From a Salon article on Jon Stewart's The Daily Show: Political humor used to belong to the left, but that all changed in the 1990s, when the priggishness of political correctitude injected new vitality into a segment of the population that had been shut out of comedy's pantheon: assholes. Be sure to read through to page two where they transcribe a discussion on the war between Stewart and Colbert.

Mental note, must try to insert the question "Well, what do you expect from a slave-banging, Hitler-loving queer?" into every conversation today.

At work, my SEAS--Spam Emergency Alert System--informs me that, "Everything is fine with you except your AEK." Inspection of the message's contents provided no further details about this cryptic acronym which is holding me back from perfect enlightenment. I can, however, increase the size of my member to please my woman lover, if I just click here. I'll let you all know how that works out.

Last night I successfully cheered myself up quite a lot by reading Buffy Summers and the Spiders from Mars, and I think everyone else should read it too. ::beams:: I'd include about ninety quotes here to to tempt people, but--as always--lazy, and besides, people shouldn't need tempting. Plus there's slash, and the death of giant spiders, and lots of muffins.
 
 
 
flaming june: SpoilerShame_flaming_june_ on April 8th, 2003 10:55 am (UTC)
I can, however, increase the size of my member to please my woman lover, if I just click here. I'll let you all know how that works out.

Don't do it! It's a scam. My member is just as...oh, wait. I don't have one. Somehow they haven't figured that out yet, though.
flaming june: FlamingSpike_flaming_june_ on April 8th, 2003 10:56 am (UTC)
Meant to say, hope your nose stops bleeding. But I forgot, with all that talk of...members...
in search of a clever byline: flannel10zlaine on April 8th, 2003 12:43 pm (UTC)
Bad thing is, if she had a member, maybe the capillaries in her nose wouldn't be busting out--the pressure would be headed elsewhere.

I'm sorry you don't have a member, Anna.
harmonyfbharmonyfb on April 8th, 2003 10:59 am (UTC)
Blood pressure is fine, anyway. Went to the doctor's, got that confirmed

Well, that's a relief, anyway.

Did the doctor offer any theories on the spontaneous hemmorhage? My money's on the subconscious desire to attract Spike and Angel. ;)

"Everything is fine with you except your AEK."

Uh...ok. Gotta love cryptic remarks on the part of your email system.

Pouncer: orchids serenitythepouncer on April 8th, 2003 11:17 am (UTC)
I went through two periods of spontaneous nose bleeds, both stress related. I eventually had the bleeders cauterized, but I well remember the feeling of blood gushing out the nose. Take care of yourself!
(Anonymous) on April 9th, 2003 08:06 am (UTC)
Vitamin K
As a child, I was treated with vitamin K for nose bleeds. Despite sounding like a made-up vitamin, it seemed to work.

Thanks for the rec! Loved! Loved! Loved! Spiders from Mars!

Feel better soon.

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