While I could try to be more entertaining than usual today, perversely I'm inclined to dwell in my lumpishness instead. Besides, anniesj has been secretly honing her skills at random, amusing babble, and I feel knocked down a peg.
Alligators! Spam! Japanese pears! Bill Murray! No, wait--tiny virgins, shaped like pears!
See. I've lost the touch. It's hopeless.
This is just a GIP, really. I have nothing to say and I scare myself with the zombielike soup that is my brain this week.