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14 April 2006 @ 05:22 pm
Red-Eye Flight Plan of Anacondas on a Plane  
Possible "Surprise" Endings to the New Samuel L. Jackson Film Snakes on a Plane.
Scenario Four

"As the plane is landing, Samuel Jackson is battling the last snake on the plane: a giant anaconda named Nancy. When he is about to let Nancy live by trapping her in a large duffle bag, he notices his father's wristwatch around her neck. Realizing that this is the snake that killed the man who raised him, Sam entangles Nancy's tail in the landing gear, simultaneously puréeing the beast and attaining the vengeance he has sought since age 13." (McSweeney's)
the kid with the bullet soul: SN Sam smile like sunshineexsequar on April 15th, 2006 12:38 am (UTC)

We had an Emerging Writers Festival at my school last week, and one of the people featured is an editor for McSweeney's. He was a really cool guy :)
annezoannezo on April 15th, 2006 01:43 am (UTC)
Heh. I like that one. Pureed anaconda. Sounds positively gourmet.
Pamgoosegirl9 on April 15th, 2006 05:05 am (UTC)
That's funny! Good to see you post. :)
sur lies: Imaginationsur_lies on April 17th, 2006 02:28 am (UTC)
I am in awe of the way your brain works.

(actually I wrote "how your brian works" but I don't know for sure that your brian does work. If you have a brian, even)