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22 February 2006 @ 10:01 am
My one true love has found me.  
Hello!!! My name is Kate, Good day, is'nt it? Maybe it will seem to you strange that I have written to you the letter, but I really would like to get acquainted with you and to know you better. I think you are surprised but I have decided to try. I hope it does not offend you.

I want to find the man of my dream. The love, mutual respect and honesty in relations with my man are on the first place for me.

I am tired of lie and hypocrisy and I would like to love, to respect, to appreciate, to care of my man and in exchange to receive the same.

I shall tell a little about myself. I'm from Russia, from Stavropol city. I'm 27! years old, I have never been married and I do not have any children. If you are interested in me, if you would like to know me better please write to me to this e-mail: tolmach@storeclub.cc I hope to receive the response from you!

Tolmacheva Kate
I'd MiST this, but it seems so unnecessary.
 
 
 
LadyStarlightladystarlightsj on February 22nd, 2006 06:05 pm (UTC)
And where will you be registering? Inquiring minds want to know....
Korax: awww!turtlespeaks on February 22nd, 2006 06:08 pm (UTC)
*happy sigh* Awww, Twuu Wuve!
dryad_duinath on February 22nd, 2006 06:13 pm (UTC)
she sounds like she would be perfect for you! and if you slap on a fake mustache, you'll be perfect for her, too.

*swoons*
flaming museflaming_muse on February 22nd, 2006 06:15 pm (UTC)
How romantic! I wish you two a wonderful life together!
"She Who Procrastinates"logovo on February 22nd, 2006 06:18 pm (UTC)
You get the best e-mails.
*jealous*

:p
anathema: fuckersanathema666 on February 22nd, 2006 06:22 pm (UTC)
The course of true love has ne'r before run so smooth. Mazel tov!
Pet: ASN Dean says wtf?apetslife on February 22nd, 2006 06:41 pm (UTC)
I, personally, have always felt that the best way to find a mate is via spam email.

*wise nod*
Trepkos: Not a Slut by Catvampcrazinestrepkos on February 22nd, 2006 06:42 pm (UTC)
I want her!
Lucy: nightwing2cereta on February 22nd, 2006 06:43 pm (UTC)
Dibs on being a bridesmaid!
ltlj on February 22nd, 2006 07:12 pm (UTC)
Tell her you can't marry until you figure out a way to get your $100,000,000 out of Nigeria, but if she'll deposit $1000 in your offshore account so you can pay the bank fees, you'll transfer the money to her. It's a perfect solution!
Sylwia (sill-vee-uh)unnecessary_ on February 22nd, 2006 07:33 pm (UTC)
Does the song go "Spring is in the air" or "Love is in the air"?
Poshykittyposhcat on February 22nd, 2006 07:46 pm (UTC)
Hee!

The love, mutual respect and honesty in relations with my man are on the first place for me.

They're on the first place for me, too. She sounds like a keeper, honey. ::starts looking for wedding gifts::
Princess Strokenhamfiveandfour on February 22nd, 2006 07:47 pm (UTC)
For a second there I thought you had received a letter from The Manolo (using "Kate" as a pseudonym) and was terribly jealous.

Instead it turned out Kate is Russian, and I find I'm not exactly jealous...I think the word I need is more along the lines of awwwww. It's just so sweet that even the great divides of thousands of miles and differing cultures can't stand in the way of love.
Pamgoosegirl9 on February 22nd, 2006 11:00 pm (UTC)
Dear me.
Ememrinalexander on February 23rd, 2006 01:18 am (UTC)
Clearly, you guys are totally SO meant to be forever!

Why, she was able to reach out and find you among all the gazillions of people on earth so, obviously, you must be SOUL MATES and even the dreary miles cannot keep your er...souls...essences...spirits...whatthehellever, apart.

Herself_nycherself_nyc on February 23rd, 2006 01:43 am (UTC)
A Russian mail order bride might be just the thing for you.
Alizarin_NYC: michael WTFalizarin_nyc on February 23rd, 2006 06:02 am (UTC)
Ah. Spam can be quite beautiful, no? Here's what I got today from what must be a dear, dear friend:

Good day to you sir,
We can speed and simplify your RE-F!-N@N-CE.
We assist you through every step of L0@ne process.

In the evening she would sit for hours outside her caravan writing in a ledger..
It might be a magical bean,.
for, working as he did rather for the love of his art than for the acquirement of wealth..
The Modern Man I sing..
I am the woman who worked in the field=20.
Get back to you later,
Valeria Wayne


Magical, right?