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16 February 2006 @ 09:56 am
observations of the morning  
Dear Man Sitting in Front of Me on the Bus,

You are not Muslim. That is not a keffiyeh you're wearing on your head. It's a TABLECLOTH.

Dear Man in a Sad, Sad Bar that I Walked By,

It's 8:37 a.m. and you're having your first beer of the day. Or maybe your third. GAHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Dear Other Man on Bus,

Thank you for slapping your own face repeatedly so that we didn't have to. You didn't need to use your keychain though. Also, I don't think that's really one of Moses's tablets you're holding. It looks heavy, anyway. Did you know that you can buy the Ten Commandments printed on a penny? Just saying.

Dear Ex-Coworker of Mine,

No...seriously. You spawned? o.o

ETA: Icon by zee! *glee*
Doctor Science: SGA sense of wonder by darthfoxmecurtin on February 16th, 2006 06:02 pm (UTC)
Poor Rodneysaur! (though he does seem to have switched species again . . .) His ickle arms can't reach the keys!

Fandom. Of. Crack.
Anna S.: tmcm-rodneyeliade on February 16th, 2006 06:24 pm (UTC)
*glee* The many faces of Rodney. LITTLE LITTLE ARMS. *happy*
KarenDreamerLady: Fifth Element needs coffee by nicci mackarendreamer on February 16th, 2006 06:03 pm (UTC)
ROFL.....these are great comments. It is such a shame you can't really say them. It sounds like the people referred to really need to hear them.
Anna S.: john-floaty-dotseliade on February 16th, 2006 06:24 pm (UTC)
I'm just going to start handing out tinfoil hats on the streets of Seattle. Just as effective, I think.
Die sexuellen Phantasien der Kohlmeisendar_jeeling on February 16th, 2006 06:12 pm (UTC)
Oh, your icon is so sad. Hilarious. Sad. Hilarious. Sad. Ohhh, the confusion!
Anna S.: rodney-turtleeliade on February 16th, 2006 06:23 pm (UTC)
Rodney is comi-tragic. *g*
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Anna S.: dino-life-decisionseliade on February 16th, 2006 06:22 pm (UTC)
Re: eee hee heee!
They are killing me, those tiny arms. *hugs Rodney*
kassrachel on February 16th, 2006 06:16 pm (UTC)
These observations are hilariously funny and also kind of horrifically sad. Well, except the tablecloth one, which just cracks me up.
kassrachel on February 16th, 2006 06:17 pm (UTC)
ok, and the spawning one. Really I guess I mean the men on the bus and the man in the bar are funny and sad. I'll shut up now. :-)
Anna S.: dh-boaeliade on February 16th, 2006 06:22 pm (UTC)
*hee* *gloms you*
Anna S.: hedgehogeliade on February 16th, 2006 06:19 pm (UTC)
I just couldn't stop staring at it. It was full of snags, like *all over*! And the decorative border...well, nevermind. *g* I should have called the type of thing more properly a keffiyeh, though, I think. Like Arafat's. I had to correct it just now, anal-retentively.
Sophia: OTHER: dinosophia_helix on February 16th, 2006 06:19 pm (UTC)
i say we call it YOUR GRAVE
I just wanted to say that I love how strongly dinosaurs figure into your mental landscape. You need some of Wash's toys. *g*
Anna S.eliade on February 16th, 2006 06:20 pm (UTC)
Re: i say we call it YOUR GRAVE
I do! Wash. *hugs him* I have a plastic dinosaur around here somewhere. *looks* Giant frog... squeezy brain... plastic Buddha... reindeer antlers... *sigh*
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Anna S.: hoff-flyingeliade on February 16th, 2006 06:21 pm (UTC)
Oh, dude, the ones who shouldn't spawn are always the ones who do.

I was shocked when he got married, actually. It was kind of marvelous and inspiring in it's way, though--like The Forty-Year Old Virgin.
Anna S.: dino-sobeliade on February 16th, 2006 06:22 pm (UTC)
(in *its* way) *gnashes teeth of misspelling*
bonehed on February 16th, 2006 06:56 pm (UTC)
I'm just going to go ahead and say it.

I love you.