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18 March 2003 @ 10:58 am
que sera, sera  
I was feeling the need for a meme this morning, so I thought I'd invent one. Then I discovered I'm too lazy. As I was browsing the web, I did find this interview of ten random questions which kind of amused me, mainly because I thought: hey, what if you asked those questions of a fannish character, and answered in voice? And somehow these particular questions seemed uncannily suited to Spike. Though you could ask them of anyone, real or imaginary.


1. Have you ever written your name somewhere you weren't supposed to?
Carved my name on a Fyarl demon's back once. Bugger wasn't too happy about it, but he didn't complain for long.
2. Name an annoying song.
Er...once had 'Que Sera, Sera' stuck in my head for five years. Doris Day. Bint has a lot to answer for. Time was, you couldn't get away from her--try to catch a decent flick in the fifties and you'd get that fat, blonde face smilin' down at you. Scary teeth. Bigger 'n life. I thought about killin' her, but you know how it is. Something always came up.
3. Is it acceptable for aliens of superior intelligence to eat and experiment on lowly homosapiens?
Well, yeah.
4. Is it okay to tell little white lies to avoid causing someone emotional pain?
::snorts::
5. Did you try alcohol or cigarettes for the first time at a very young age? How young is young?
::lights a cigarette, then slouches back with a bottle between his legs, staring steadily at interviewer as if he suspects him of being barking mad::
6. Do you have any scars you're proud of?
::head tilt to show off eyebrow:: Got this one in China from a little girl in a bad mood. Got to watch out for the small ones.
7. Do you own at least one pair of black boots?
You ask fairly stupid questions, mate.
8. Have you even thrown up on someone in a public place?
There was some bad blood between me and a zombie once. You don't want to drink from zombies, but I was young. Didn't know better. Ruined a brilliant suit, too--brand new, just taken off a film star.
9. Would you rather be a taxidermist or a sword swallower?
'S a toss up, really.
10. What mesmerizes you?
::smiles slowly, stares off to one side:: Little girls...in bad moods.

Quite possibly, I am a dork and this amuses only me.
 
 
 
still lavender from the blockwickedprincess3 on March 18th, 2003 11:56 am (UTC)
while a perhaps a dork, It entertained the hell out of me (I want to have sex with that Spike NO BROODING) Spewed beer all over computer and desk. Roommate not happy.
(Anonymous) on March 18th, 2003 03:16 pm (UTC)
So, I'm not crazy!?
I want to have sex with that Spike NO BROODING

I am so happy to know that I'm not to only one thinking that right now. That Spike makes me want to get all naughty & sarcastic with everyone I run into.

Theresa (mailto:theresa.m.mcmanus.itq7@statefarm.com)
still lavender from the blockwickedprincess3 on March 18th, 2003 03:21 pm (UTC)
Re: So, I'm not crazy!?
No you are not alone. Spike kills things. Spike has sex with anything that isn't nailed down (Fuck if he's drunk enough even the things that are nailed down) WHORE! I love Spike. I lust for in him in all forms, but when he got a soul I got bored. Of couse I still watch. You never know when that Water Buffalo might show....
(Anonymous) on March 19th, 2003 11:28 am (UTC)
Re: So, I'm not crazy!?
Mmmmm, Water Buffalo...oh, sorry I zoned for a bit.
Theresa (mailto:theresa.m.mcmanus.itq7@statefarm.com)
juniper200 on March 18th, 2003 08:34 pm (UTC)
Re: So, I'm not crazy!?
Yeah, as much as I like all the great Spuffy fic out there, part of me wants to see this Spike hanging around more often. Buffy can be such a drag on his personality!
Girl With Journal: spandergirlwithjournal on March 18th, 2003 11:56 am (UTC)
I cracked a smile. And quite possibly some ribs. ;-)
Rashka the Demon (wolf in the cave): fuckheadrashaka on March 18th, 2003 12:05 pm (UTC)
Got this one in China from a little girl in a bad mood. Got to watch out for the small ones.
10. What mesmerizes you?
::smiles slowly, stares off to one side:: Little girls...in bad moods.


HAHA! I loved that. Very Spike and very clever. Also liked the new suit from a film star. And truly, "Que sera sera" is very very irritating.

Quite possibly, I am a dork and this amuses only me.


Well, I must be too then.
yonmei on March 18th, 2003 12:24 pm (UTC)
Thanks...
Just what I needed. I've done it for Methos.
(Anonymous) on March 18th, 2003 12:24 pm (UTC)
Bloody brilliant.

::my2cents mutters to herself for the umpty-millionth time, "How does Anna *do* that?"::
flyingtapesflyingtapes on March 18th, 2003 12:36 pm (UTC)
No, I enjoyed it too. Made one for Lex Luthor. Nice meme, Anna.
Rebecca Lizard: 2rliz on March 18th, 2003 06:00 pm (UTC)
This is lovely.

May I take "Little girls... in bad moods" for a tagline somewhere?
Anna S.eliade on March 18th, 2003 08:19 pm (UTC)
May I take "Little girls... in bad moods" for a tagline somewhere?

Of course. I'm easy. ;)
[Law]treacle_a on March 19th, 2003 06:35 am (UTC)
*spits coffee over keyboard whilst disguising snort in front of workmates*
Believe me, you aren't and it doesn't.
(Anonymous) on March 22nd, 2003 11:52 pm (UTC)
fucking hilarious
thank you for brightening my night