- 1. Have you ever written your name somewhere you weren't supposed to?
- Carved my name on a Fyarl demon's back once. Bugger wasn't too happy about it, but he didn't complain for long.
- 2. Name an annoying song.
- Er...once had 'Que Sera, Sera' stuck in my head for five years. Doris Day. Bint has a lot to answer for. Time was, you couldn't get away from her--try to catch a decent flick in the fifties and you'd get that fat, blonde face smilin' down at you. Scary teeth. Bigger 'n life. I thought about killin' her, but you know how it is. Something always came up.
- 3. Is it acceptable for aliens of superior intelligence to eat and experiment on lowly homosapiens?
- Well, yeah.
- 4. Is it okay to tell little white lies to avoid causing someone emotional pain?
- ::snorts::
- 5. Did you try alcohol or cigarettes for the first time at a very young age? How young is young?
- ::lights a cigarette, then slouches back with a bottle between his legs, staring steadily at interviewer as if he suspects him of being barking mad::
- 6. Do you have any scars you're proud of?
- ::head tilt to show off eyebrow:: Got this one in China from a little girl in a bad mood. Got to watch out for the small ones.
- 7. Do you own at least one pair of black boots?
- You ask fairly stupid questions, mate.
- 8. Have you even thrown up on someone in a public place?
- There was some bad blood between me and a zombie once. You don't want to drink from zombies, but I was young. Didn't know better. Ruined a brilliant suit, too--brand new, just taken off a film star.
- 9. Would you rather be a taxidermist or a sword swallower?
- 'S a toss up, really.
- 10. What mesmerizes you?
- ::smiles slowly, stares off to one side:: Little girls...in bad moods.
Quite possibly, I am a dork and this amuses only me.