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04 January 2006 @ 02:29 pm
today kind of sucks.  
So I will write a drabble. One. Except maybe not 100 words, so call it a scrabble. Or a crabble. Whatever. Anyway, if anyone has ideas...did I mention this day sucks? Good. Okay. Just checking. Put schmoopy or dirty or cracked images in my head. I will be back from getting coffee in fifteen minutes. Go! You will not be graded on penmenship.

Somehow I also have six tiny sga writing things going on. Calling them projects is too grandiose. Still. Weird.
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What the Monkey?svilleficrecs on January 4th, 2006 10:34 pm (UTC)
Hmmm. surfing in from friendsfriends

A character is changing his sheets the day after a "first time" hook up with another character you'd normally pair them with.
Anna S.eliade on January 4th, 2006 11:06 pm (UTC)
Do men ever change their sheets, though? I wonder.
(no subject) - svilleficrecs on January 4th, 2006 11:12 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - eliade on January 4th, 2006 11:06 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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Basingstoke: SGA - John hand staple foreheadbasingstoke on January 4th, 2006 10:38 pm (UTC)
Basically I just want you doing terrible things to John, because I'm a bad person.

Comfort from Rodney or Ronon or Teyla is optional.

Ooh! What I actually want is John turning all the way into a bug! All running around draining people's blood, but it's not nourishing, and he's all pissed off, and Ronon shoots him... okay, possibly this is more than a drabble and possibly I should just write it. *cough* Anyway. Yes. Smack John around!
Helenhelenish on January 4th, 2006 10:44 pm (UTC)
I. love. your. icon.

Like, having to conceal giggles in work environment love.
(no subject) - basingstoke on January 4th, 2006 10:51 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - eliade on January 4th, 2006 11:03 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Helenhelenish on January 4th, 2006 10:40 pm (UTC)
dude.

I know we've already HAD drugged up sex slaves, but MORE!

I feel strongly that maybe Rodney and Ronon need to be having casual blowing-off-some-steam manly casual it's just fucking type sex, UNTIL Ronon is ABDUCTED by evil sex slave traders (like you sometimes are) and they find him and he is all drugged up, drugged up enough to wave kind of happily at them when they end up at the Pasha's Tent o' Love or whatever, and find Ronon reclining on a number of large pillows, wearing some sort of slinky sarong thing around his hips, and not much else, and a lot of bracelets that make low tinkling noises.

Also, I feel that he should be really very awfully happy to see Rodney, and get very nuzzly with him during the negotiations, when Teyla and John are doing most of the talking and having to spend a lot of money, and Ronon is just happy to see Rodney, because he likes Rodney, and he wants to know if they're going to take him home to Atlantis. Erm, clearly they had to give Ronon a LOT of drugs.

*

Or, you know, you could write about when they fall into the happy HAPPY universe, where they got cut off from earth and everyone just hooked up and started having babies after a while, and, obviously, John and Rodney are sleeping together and Teyla's with..whoever. Bates or something, and Ronon knocked up Miko who is a BEACHBALL.

Yes, I come to you today from the lair of SAP.
Anna S.eliade on January 4th, 2006 10:53 pm (UTC)
Prolific sap! Sap dripping from your limbs and leaves!

I am not sure anymore that I feel up to even a drabble. Maybe just some vowels. Or the letter "k."

kkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkk kkkkkkk kkkkk kk kk k kkkk kkk

*leans against you*
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resonant8 on January 4th, 2006 10:53 pm (UTC)
I want a new character to arrive in Atlantis who's unattractive, cowardly, and dumb as a sack of wet mice -- but actually has the gene way better than John. And Atlantis loves this new person best, and John manfully denies being jealous and needing comfort and wanting to be reassured that he's still good for something.
Anna S.eliade on January 4th, 2006 10:54 pm (UTC)
and dumb as a sack of wet mice

Wet mice!

I dreamed the other night that I had to help a cat give birth by pushing the kittens out of its chest with my hands.

...

Not that you necessarily wanted to know that. Or that it was in any way related except in my head.
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Pollyannaanglopollyanna on January 4th, 2006 10:54 pm (UTC)
Scrapple idea
A man is leaning against a wall panting - has he just been running for his life; is he getting older; has he just been sparring very hard; is he containing some deep emotion; did he forget his inhaler?

He looks up and finds someone is watching him : angst/snark/wit/sex/profundity ensues.
Anna S.eliade on January 4th, 2006 10:56 pm (UTC)
Re: Scrapple idea
is he containing some deep emotion; did he forget his inhaler?

*dies*

rachewickedwords on January 4th, 2006 10:54 pm (UTC)
Oh, you know, Rodney could be hunted! The team was captured and imprisoned, made to fast for several days so that they are weak, weak, weak and then brought out into the bright sunlight, where they stand blinking before the priestess who will decide their fate. And Rodney is the one that is chosen to represent the group, and given a tiny little knife and an hours head start, and then the hunt starts. Only rodney stopped to eat what berries he could because he was starved and then he started setting traps (which Ronon told him about during their imprisonment last night, while rondey was giving him a blowjob in their cramped cell, what with the sex-before-we-die thing going on)

and so he lets them see him and takes off running over this field, his heart pounding, the horses drawing nearing, until snap! this cave thing he'd set up opens up under the weight of the horses, and they fall screaming to their deaths.

....

Okay, yeah. Back to work.
Anna S.eliade on January 4th, 2006 11:04 pm (UTC)
Only rodney stopped to eat what berries he could because he was starved

I first read "berries" as "bunnies." Mmm, babies. I mean bunnies.
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(no subject) - eliade on January 4th, 2006 11:17 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Jonathan Toews does not want a sandwich.svmadelyn on January 4th, 2006 10:56 pm (UTC)
*sniffles* I had been planning on taking your prompt for the badfic mini ficathon thing because of the 94/? majesty, and you have *foiled me*. I was going to have a "If you'll remember, in the last 93 chapters" THEME GOING ON.

*kicks at dirt*
Anna S.eliade on January 4th, 2006 10:58 pm (UTC)
Ohhh. I can put it back. I thought it would be off-putting to people. I mean...that being the whole point, but still. Should I add it back? I'll add it back.
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yonmei on January 4th, 2006 11:10 pm (UTC)
I want Rodney to be sucking Ronon off on a regular basis and then Ronon starts trying to find out via John whether male/male relationships are really always like this on Earth (because Rodney says they are, but Ronon thinks this is perhaps not true and Rodney just doesn't want to spend more time with Ronon than is necessary to suck him off, because Rodney obviously enjoys that part, but Ronon would like to spend more time with Rodney, and perhaps for both of them to get naked at the same time, and do other things than Rodney pinning him to the wall and falling to his knees and going down on Ronon and then getting up fast and saying very little very fast, and going away.

I cannot decide whether I want John to be jealous of Rodney or just plain weirded out (not because of the blowjobs but because he never imagined Rodney and Ronon), but I think John tells Ronon that as far as he knows because he isn't admitting to any personal experience himself, not all gay relationships are like that.

So Ronon figures Rodney doesn't really like him all that much, and tells him he doesn't want Rodney sucking him off any more, and that it was something John said to Ronon that made him decide this. Rodney is furious and goes off to yell at John, and it turns out that Rodney's experience of sex with extremely butch men is that all they want Rodney to do is suck cock and then go away, and perhaps John and Rodney and Ronon could have a hot sweaty threesome with all of them naked.

And there could also be kittens.
2naonh3_cl2: shrimp2naonh3_cl2 on January 4th, 2006 11:12 pm (UTC)
you know, i was just thinking about suggesting a fic just like this...excluding the kittens. *g*
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fish_23 on January 5th, 2006 09:10 am (UTC)
All I have to say is: the cast of SGA as gay ponies.

And all I also have to say is: never, ever do this.

*pets you until your bad day goes away*