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28 December 2005 @ 08:59 pm
oh, and--  
If you guys don't keep me entertained for the next few days, I'm going to write a story called "Hold Me Closer, Tiny Dancer," about Rodney "Mean Shoes" McKay's struggle to make it in the gritty cutthroat world of ballet, and Ronon, the hot bi-curious choreographer who teaches Rodney the hip-hop moves that will elevate him above the competition. Can Rodney's new moves win him a coveted place as lead dancer at the John Sheppard Ballet Company? Will Rodney and Ronon find love, or will the sultry and enigmatic Sheppard drive them apart? Can Teyla, Ronon's crack-smoking sister, overcome addiction for the sake of her leukemia-stricken daughter? Can Rodney save Elizabeth, his rich lonely mother, before she marries the fortune-hunting Lorne?

Only you can stop this train-wreck from happening. Give me love! Give me recs! Give me fic and kittens!
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the upper echelons of mediocrity: Eye-conthe_star_fish on December 29th, 2005 05:01 am (UTC)
::watches and waits::
Anna S.: dino-good-timeseliade on December 29th, 2005 05:21 am (UTC)
GIANT EYE OMG GIANT EYE!

*flees*
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Anna S.: dino-sobeliade on December 29th, 2005 05:23 am (UTC)
Oh god, you mean I must plot something even more horrible?

*weeps and ponders*
(no subject) - neery on December 29th, 2005 06:19 am (UTC) (Expand)
j00jj00j on December 29th, 2005 05:12 am (UTC)
What trelkez said. Seriously, SGA has made me a crackfic addict.
Anna S.: atlantis-blue-skyeliade on December 29th, 2005 05:24 am (UTC)
Rodney turns into...A LLAMA! And John is the llama shepherd who loves him.

*ha ha ha ha*

God, I am funny on days that have an X in them.
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(no subject) - mousewrites on December 29th, 2005 06:58 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Sarapanisdead on December 29th, 2005 05:16 am (UTC)
I WILL GIVE YOU A MEEEEEEEELIIIION DOLLARS TO WRITE TEYLA THE CRACK-SMOKING WHORE-MAMA.

Was that was you meant?
Anna S.: jesus-tiny-dancereliade on December 29th, 2005 05:26 am (UTC)
Hmm. I bet she could do a Pam Grier thing, couldn't she. Teyla Emmagan *is* Jackie Brown!
(no subject) - the_star_fish on December 29th, 2005 06:11 am (UTC) (Expand)
after me, the deluge: you don't know how Rodney you areiamsab on December 29th, 2005 05:17 am (UTC)
Oh, oh god, meow! I love you! You are in such big trouble up there. Is it snowing? Have some pie. Down, girl.
Anna S.: pinup-sluteliade on December 29th, 2005 05:27 am (UTC)
Is it snowing? Have some pie. Down, girl.

For some reason this cracks me up. *g*

Hey, I sent a package to you today--I'd have sent it sooner but I'd have had to give it to strangers at the hotel to mail for me and it seemed safer to wait. Less likely to fall into a crack in the world.
(no subject) - iamsab on December 29th, 2005 05:35 am (UTC) (Expand)
Pouncer: Rodney cutethepouncer on December 29th, 2005 05:18 am (UTC)
And there could be culture clashes too! Between Rodney's Canadian whatever and Sheppard's California Cool!
Anna S.: polarbeareliade on December 29th, 2005 05:28 am (UTC)
Totally. John's all, "I will *never* hire a Canadian!" Sneering--but only until he sees Rodney's mad dance skillz.
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Lumenara Dhahm: windmills do not work that waylumenara on December 29th, 2005 05:20 am (UTC)
*hearts*

You are brilliant.

Lorne? *perks up*
Anna S.: rodney-angeleliade on December 29th, 2005 05:30 am (UTC)
Lorne is the suavely jacketed gigolo who has left a string of broken hearts and empty bank accounts behind him. Poor Elizabeth. She needs a real man...like Steve Caldwell!
danny: lovewinterlive on December 29th, 2005 05:23 am (UTC)
*provides truly obsequious amounts of love*
Anna S.: nebulaeliade on December 29th, 2005 05:31 am (UTC)
OMG I am stalked by god! Cool. *g*
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Anna S.: aeryneliade on December 29th, 2005 05:32 am (UTC)
That's...scary. *g*
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Sophia: MOVIES: lucytumnussophia_helix on December 29th, 2005 05:37 am (UTC)
Dude. No one is going to stop you writing that. Get cracking, woman!
Anna S.: goofball-loveeliade on December 29th, 2005 05:43 am (UTC)
SOMEONE MUST STOP ME! DAMN YOU ALL!

Somewhere right now, god is killing a kitten for this outrage.

Also, you have a scary elf in your icon. o.O
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sparkledark: omg by fan_thissparkledark on December 29th, 2005 05:38 am (UTC)
asdkjfls

will rodney wear legwarmers?
Anna S.: rodney-sheikeliade on December 29th, 2005 05:41 am (UTC)
YES! He WILL wear legwarmers. In fact, here's a picture to help you get that image in your mind:

http://manoloshoeblog.com/images/legwarmers.jpg

Just mentally manip Rodney's face and your fantasies will be hot hot hot tonight, baby.
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Anna S.: kitteneliade on December 29th, 2005 05:53 am (UTC)
Re: I fear your brain! I love your brain!
Ronon held out one hand, and in the middle of his mud-caked paw was an absurdly tiny little animal. Rodney leaned in closer and saw that it was some kind of mammal-- it was furry anyway, with a pink nose and the pissy little clench-eyed face and drunken shudder that Rodney associated with newborns of every stripe.

ASKASDFADSF--oh my GOD!!! You are a glorious glorious being and I will bear your children and not feed your children to bears! This is the most adorable thing. Mammal. *sob* Pissy little clench-eyed--oh, my ovaries just burst with love.
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V.: SGA AMTDItaurora_84 on December 29th, 2005 05:49 am (UTC)
Oh, SGA fandom how I love thee.

No, seriously, you must write this. Ronon as choreographer would be incredibly hot. Just imagine the fluid, funky moves. :D

Oh, and what about Zelenka? Can he be Rodney's bff who accompanies him to all his auditions and meets Teyla on one of them? Will he help her and her daughter? *dramatic music*

Go, write! We could use more good crack.
Anna S.: rononeliade on December 29th, 2005 05:54 am (UTC)
Ronon as choreographer would be incredibly hot. Just imagine the fluid, funky moves.

Actually as soon as I wrote that bit, I was like...hmm. Yes. Well, then. *g* It's the only perfect detail in an otherwise terrifying piece of drivel.
Ememrinalexander on December 29th, 2005 05:53 am (UTC)
Ah, but then Ronon meets and falls for Elizabeth who dumps the shifty Lorne for Ronon, her One True Love, leading Rodney to question the very fabric of reality, and he even doubts his dedication to The Daqnce, until the rich, sultry and enigmatic (not to mention, extremely loose-limbed yet totally coordinated) John Sheppard literally and figuratively sweeps a temporarily unbalanced Rodney off his feet.

When the inevitable movie is made, it will star Finn and Hoops *G*.
Alizarin_NYC: sheppard sidekickalizarin_nyc on December 29th, 2005 05:56 am (UTC)
Finn and Hoops are back!

Yay! *does the international Ronon jig*
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John Sheppard IS The Lord of the Dance! - emrinalexander on December 29th, 2005 03:05 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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Re: John Sheppard IS The Lord of the Dance! - emrinalexander on December 29th, 2005 07:34 pm (UTC) (Expand)
raqsraqs on December 29th, 2005 05:56 am (UTC)
I swear to God you've made this threat before.
Anna S.: dino-sobeliade on December 29th, 2005 06:00 am (UTC)
*sigh* My threats have no credibility. Maybe I should...ACTUALLY WRITE IT! *diabolic laugh*

...yeah, that had no credibility.