If you guys don't keep me entertained for the next few days, I'm going to write a story called "Hold Me Closer, Tiny Dancer," about Rodney "Mean Shoes" McKay's struggle to make it in the gritty cutthroat world of ballet, and Ronon, the hot bi-curious choreographer who teaches Rodney the hip-hop moves that will elevate him above the competition. Can Rodney's new moves win him a coveted place as lead dancer at the John Sheppard Ballet Company? Will Rodney and Ronon find love, or will the sultry and enigmatic Sheppard drive them apart? Can Teyla, Ronon's crack-smoking sister, overcome addiction for the sake of her leukemia-stricken daughter? Can Rodney save Elizabeth, his rich lonely mother, before she marries the fortune-hunting Lorne?
Only you can stop this train-wreck from happening. Give me love! Give me recs! Give me fic and kittens!