Also...

1. I've decided that Lorne's first name is Michael. Everyone calls him "Mike" except for Rodney. Who likes moaning saying "Michael."

2. I've discovered that when you're a thirtysomething and stop working out for two months, you may only regain five pounds, but the weight you do have will radically redistribute itself around your hips. I'm never having liposuction, but on the other hand, if someone said that doing so would allow me to donate my fat to a worthwhile charity*...hmm.

*Fattening up Mary-Kate Olsen is not a worthwhile charity.