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18 December 2005 @ 02:04 am
omgwtf, why am I not asheep?! ... I mean. asleep.  
You know, if you keep staring at the word "asleep" when you're not, it starts to look really strange.

asleep ... asleep ... asleep

These are Rodney/Ronon story ideas I've thought about, usually late at night in my bunk. I might actually do something with the first and third ones some day, some way.

one
Rodney, Ronon, a night of alien aphrodisiacs. Fill in the blanks. When they get back to Atlantis, Ronon is interested in touching base for a little nookie now and then because Rodney was hot like a hot thing under the sheets, but Rodney says, we can't, someone could find out, and it would undermine my authority, I'd be socially ostracized (as if he isn't already, ha). He's closeted, in denial. Ronon goes to John and asks him about this subject, raising issues as hypotheticals--gay relationships, social mores, and so on--by way of asking for cultural education. (John: "Short or long version?" Ronon: "Long."). When Ronon brings Rodney into the conversation, John's attention sharpens and he becomes guarded and careful about getting his point across, which is to let Ronon know that he shouldn't bring Rodney's name into a similar conversation with anyone else, even as a hypothetical. Not because John knows anything in particular about Rodney; it's just that rumors can hurt people. Which tells Ronon basically everything he'd wanted to know; he realizes now that Rodney wasn't exaggerating about the cultural contempt for homosexual relationships, which is totally unlike the acceptance of his own culture. Eventually Ronon and Rodney get together again though and Rodney likes to splay and snore all over Ronon's chest, and if anyone looks sideways at Rodney and mutters nasty things, Ronon wordlessly punches them in the face.

two
Stranded on an alien planet. Could be a sequel. John, Rodney, Ronon, Lorne, and some marines. By a fluke, all male. But only because Starbuck doesn't work for the SGC. But now that I think about it--um, no, that'd be a different story. Anyway, they're in a ship with engine failure and have to emergency land on the nearest planet, one Ronon has visited before, though he might not realize it until they get there and look around. They get stuck there because it turns out that it no longer has a gate--the Wraith stole it. They travel inland (so to speak) from the gate in the hopes of finding a device that figures into local myths, which they believe to be a ZPM or whatever, and which is the only thing that would let them fix and power the ship. On the planet, the class division is: warriors and everyone else. Anyone not a warrior is a slave or potential slave. If challenged you must prove you're a warrior by feats of endurance and skill, hand-to-hand combat mano a mano. All that butch stuff. If you fail, you're claimed as a slave. And this problem comes up, in the way that vaguely kinky local rituals do in this kind of story, and so Ronon claims Rodney, probably preemptively, so that he's not enslaved by some local lunkhead. As their journey continues, sooner or later everyone on the team figures out that they're in a relationship. Tension, etc. But of course they need Rodney. Without him, they're stuck on the planet forever. Not that the marines would frag him even if that weren't the case. It just puts an interesting spin on things. And by interesting I mean that I have no clue where this story would go except that there would be sex.

three
Ronon decides, after giving serious consideration to both John and Elizabeth, and Teyla for just a bit, that Rodney really *is* the most important person in Atlantis (as he's claimed so many times), and so Ronon, as his duty, takes it on himself to serve and protect him in any way Rodney desires. Rodney's reactions to this are unclear right now because I actually haven't thought about this for more than three minutes. Would it be embarrassment and dismay? Or perky self-satisfied acceptance of this highly rational and deserved honor?

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I'm posting the blather above because I've got nothing else in my pockets today, but I need to type something in LJ to demonstrate that I continue to exist. Also it is two a.m. and I can't sleep.

I am however trying to write a story that begins with the line:

"How the hell did a pregnant cat get aboard the Daedalus?"
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Om Shrim Maha Lakshmiyei Swaha: poutyelethe on December 18th, 2005 10:12 am (UTC)
Is it a Red Dwarf cossover?
Anna S.: cat_chickeneliade on December 18th, 2005 10:21 am (UTC)
What, the cat thing? No. ;)
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yonmei on December 18th, 2005 10:20 am (UTC)
omgwtf, why am I not asheep?!

I've always thought of you as more of aplatypus.

Eventually Ronon and Rodney get together again though and Rodney likes to splay and snore all over Ronon's chest, and if anyone looks sideways at Rodney and mutters nasty things, Ronon wordlessly punches them in the face.

Eeeeeeeee. *silently contemplates this scenario in satisfied pleasure*

Rodney's reactions to this are unclear right now because I actually haven't thought about this for more than three minutes. Would it be embarrassment and dismay? Or perky self-satisfied acceptance of this highly rational and deserved honor?

I think he'd start out all perky self-satisfied acceptance, and then - as it dawns on him that "serve and protect" means Ronon sleeping in front of his door, following him about four feet behind at all times except when he's standing right in front of Rodney to protect him, and being awesomely, obviously, oblivious-to-all-snide-looks sexually available... it would turn into embarrassment and dismay.

Until he got used to the perks, at least.
Anna S.: dino-rodney-pianoeliade on December 18th, 2005 10:33 am (UTC)
I think he'd start out all perky self-satisfied acceptance, and then - as it dawns on him that "serve and protect" means Ronon sleeping in front of his door, following him about four feet behind at all times except when he's standing right in front of Rodney to protect him, and being awesomely, obviously, oblivious-to-all-snide-looks sexually available... it would turn into embarrassment and dismay.

Ha! That's a hilarious vision. *g* After I got this in my head I realized it was actually a lot like that slave story that I can't find, TOTALLY CAN'T FIND, right now arghhhh where John is completely mellow about being Rodney's slave and lives to get him sandwiches and so on, and Rodney's like, hey, this is cool. I just re-read this and I know I should know the author.

This is why I'm currently taking all my recs and organizing them according to kink.
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Amirealamireal on December 18th, 2005 10:20 am (UTC)
*nods sagely*

1 and 2. And John would freak out and not really be able to say why, possibly because it challenges his own moral precepts i.e. "He knows he should be okay with it" but he's gotta handle it now in the midst of everyone else. Because if he freaks out then whoah, look out world.

And Rodney would be touched in his own special way, i.e. insulting John's every ability but sneaking him pudding cups or something. And Ronon, oh Ronon *pets him* would practically have to be talked down from wearing a nametag that says "Cocksucker, wanna do something about it?"

Okay not really, because he's far more intelligent about those things (most of the time) than people give him credit for. But he'd WANT to.
Anna S.: john-sultryeliade on December 18th, 2005 10:36 am (UTC)
And Ronon, oh Ronon *pets him* would practically have to be talked down from wearing a nametag that says "Cocksucker, wanna do something about it?"

There's this story--which like the other story in my comment above I can't remember--where Rodney basically says to John, "Excuse me, you didn't know I was *gay*? What about when you saw me wearing my pink triangle tee-shirt? Or when I was kissing that guy?" Heh. Um, anyway--I have this scene in my head, possibly mentally shoplifted from yet another story, where John buys one of those "My Boyfriend is Hotter than You" tee-shirts on a visit to Earth and wears it around Atlantis. He'd probably need to be a civilian at that point of course.

Which doesn't relate to Ronon exactly but I'm at the point now in my evening where I'm just free-associating.
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Very inconvenient, as now I have no shaving-glass: Sexy - icon_ascensiondzurlady on December 18th, 2005 10:53 am (UTC)
Stranded on an alien planet. Could be a sequel. John, Rodney, Ronon, Lorne, and some marines.
For just a minute there, my mind went to a very happy porny place. Mmmm.
Anna S.: dh-sleepyeliade on December 18th, 2005 11:00 am (UTC)
For just a minute there, my mind went to a very happy porny place.

But no--did you call it back? Let it run free across the grass, let it wrestle and sniff the other dogs minds!
Spot the *handwavey*! - dzurlady on December 18th, 2005 02:45 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Spot the *handwavey*! - dzurlady on December 18th, 2005 02:47 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Spot the *handwavey*! - eliade on December 18th, 2005 06:42 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Spot the *handwavey*! - eliade on December 18th, 2005 06:40 pm (UTC) (Expand)
timian on December 18th, 2005 12:43 pm (UTC)
Oh man, I'm not even in the fandom and I'd love to read number one. Also, it's so incredibly nice to see you posting fic again. Yay.
Anna S.: claudia-blackeliade on December 18th, 2005 06:43 pm (UTC)
Thank you--you're sweet! :) And your icon is giving me heavy-lidded looks.
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Anna S.: kitteneliade on December 18th, 2005 06:46 pm (UTC)
I love all of these story ideas. Rodney sprawled over Ronon's chest is a particularly pleasing visual.

Yes. Totally. I think I've given myself cause for a private moment.

My favourite is probably the last, though. In my head, the 'pregnant cat' question is followed by everyone turning to stare at Rodney: who's all offended innocence and 'What? What!'

YES! Except in my story, no, but still--YES! *happy*

And possibly, depending on your timeline, cuddling a tiny little kitten to his chest at the time.

Oh god. My whole body just imploded with cute. It left behind warm and fuzzy ashes floating gently to the ground.
tiki b.: behindbarstikiaceae on December 18th, 2005 03:28 pm (UTC)
Sleep is for the weak! Ha!

Says wiki who hasn't slept 12 hrs in last 3 days.

I really do hope you write any of those stories. They all sound very interesting and y'know... hot. Also, McKay/Ronon!!!

*fails. or at least tries to...*
Anna S.: jack-davenporteliade on December 18th, 2005 06:47 pm (UTC)
Sleep, sleeeeeeeep! Is that what are you failing at? :)
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Nickcoconutboi on December 18th, 2005 03:29 pm (UTC)
Have I ever said you were delightful? Well here it is. Girl, you are delightful. There. Ive said my peace. I'm done. It's overwith.. Im shutting my mouth.*runs off to frolic amongst Ausgate*
Anna S.: kitteneliade on December 18th, 2005 06:48 pm (UTC)
Oh. You're very sweet.

*blush & kittenish skitter*
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Anna S.: rodney-bweliade on December 18th, 2005 06:56 pm (UTC)
3. rodney would be secretly thrilled about having a bodyguard/servant, and yes! validation is always nice.

See, I think so too; it would at least be one strong half of a see-saw of ambivalence.

someone walk 2 steps behind him and handing him things (though sometimes it is so convenient-damn progressive western thought!),

*g*

and he explains ancient tech and learns about some satedan tech in return.

Yes. That'd be awesome--I don't think I've seen this in a story yet, though maybe it's out there and I've just been a scatterbrained reader.

and he shares his secret stash of rolo's (at first b/c ronon won't leave him alone long enough to eat them in private).

Curse Ronon's eagle eye.

on an offworld trip, they're sharing a tent and ronon extends his services to taking care of certain morning matters that come up.

*nods* Of course.

treats rodney like he's something special

You have found my secret mushy center, damn you.

and get married in traditional satedan wedding ceremony and rodney gets a matching tattoo. this is the most important part.

You are so *totally* right. I'm always reassured when I see someone who understands fiction priorities. Tattoos, tattoos, totally tattoos.

...I may be thinking about tattoos for a while now.

(by the way, i'm new here. i friended you :)

Hello! :)
Amalthiaamothea on December 18th, 2005 04:23 pm (UTC)
man, I'd love to read a longer version of one, two, and three. :)
Anna S.: dino-life-decisionseliade on December 18th, 2005 06:50 pm (UTC)
Maybe, maybe. Or I miiiight....nap! Always a coin flip.
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Anna S.: dh-and-dogeliade on December 18th, 2005 06:22 pm (UTC)
Re: are there no lengths people will go to
to keep Rodney chin deep in kittens?

This is my plan! CHIN-DEEP in kittens. In fact, you've given me many mental images details that I intend to incorporate now into my scenario. *g*

Are there other kitten stories out there?

SGA is like, the place where anything is possible. MPREG, kitten stories, sparkly talking lesbian ponies... ::dabs at eyes:: It's so beautiful!

It is! Unicorns! Cranky turtles! Penguins!
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Sandy: SGA Ronon Arm Pornsp23 on December 18th, 2005 10:39 pm (UTC)
Even though I cling tightly to my OTP and assure John that Rodney would never choose Ronon over him, this and if anyone looks sideways at Rodney and mutters nasty things, Ronon wordlessly punches them in the face. made me giggle happily.
adannu: teaadannu on December 19th, 2005 05:04 am (UTC)
Eventually Ronon and Rodney get together again though and Rodney likes to splay and snore all over Ronon's chest, and if anyone looks sideways at Rodney and mutters nasty things, Ronon wordlessly punches them in the face.

The concept makes me smirk the evilest, grinchiest, smirk there could ever be. Go Ronon! Punch the mean-ass 'phobes out! And yes, I'd love to read an expanded version of this story, especially the conversation between John and Ronon. Well, and the punching. ;)
The Cake Maker of Kiev (could kick your ass): grace under pressure (is overrated)(SGA)ladyvyola on December 20th, 2005 12:10 am (UTC)
#3 is poised to push all the buttons that Resonant's "Advantage" did because it's all about Rodney being giving and selfless and empathetic without ever being gracious about it. Nothing is more fun than watching Rodney do the right thing under duress when he's the one putting the pressure on himself. It's the whole cranky turtle thing.
Anna S.: rodney-turtleeliade on December 20th, 2005 05:37 pm (UTC)
I declare 2006 the Year of Rodney Torture. Torture in a nice way of course, except when it's not.
sironaemsworth3 on February 18th, 2006 06:45 am (UTC)
Hello! I'm new to the SGA fandom and recently stumbled onto your journal via a rec from someone else and though I realize you're not taking an *official* vote, I would just like to chime in and say I would give you virtual hugs and kisses (with the added jumping for joy) if you wrote #3. Something about the idea of servile Ronon really butters my muffin (and as adorable as Rodney is, it was Ronon who drew me to SGA and I must stay loyal to my sexy alien). But after reading "Contrary to Expectation" (which I willl go comment on in a sec) allow me to say that any story you write will be greeted with much squeeing...if Ronon is in it (sorry, can't help it!)

PS I have been to Casablanca, well actually the airport in Casablanca on my way to Marakesh, does that count?