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06 December 2005 @ 12:08 pm
overheard in the office so far this week...  
"I just rub the butter right on the bagel. I'm pretending it's someone I know."

*

Of Mt. Rainier, visible through the windows:
- "If it blows, we'll be the first to know."
- "And the first among the dead."
- "Ah, but will we know we're dead, though?"

*

- "He's so disingenuous."
- "Is that a word?"

*

My manager: "That's about as much fun as getting shot in the head."

*

"I'll be home around six. Don't let the dog eat that."

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ETA: Oh, by the way, joy: I am no longer sitting by Annoying Cubicle Woman, *and* I am also out of hearing range of the senior manager's barking-dog clock. The one with a different dog bark for every hour. The one where, at noon, the Labrador Retriever barks twelve times.

Knock on wood for both of these.

ETA2: "Hey, I'm not a trained monkey. Not any more."
 
 
 
Sandy: Startrek_seriouslywft_pureglasscupsp23 on December 6th, 2005 08:48 pm (UTC)
I am also out of hearing range of the senior manager's barking-dog clock. The one with a different dog bark for every hour. The one where, at noon, the Labrador Retriever barks twelve times.

I'm thinking that's grounds for an asskicking. Or at the very least smashing that sucker into teeny little pieces. o_O
Anna S.: monkeyeliade on December 6th, 2005 09:42 pm (UTC)
I was going to steal the batteries, and then I remembered that we were moving to another building soon & just crossed my fingers. Actually though...god, I think I just heard it barking.

*weep*