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21 November 2005 @ 02:08 pm
Is there anything more horrifying than an e-mail hitting your office inbox with the subject line "Mid-Year Review"?! Maybe a spider. A spider hitting your inbox face. *shudder*

Why is LJ so quiet today? Why are people sharing with me their thoughts on Rolexes and Tyrone and wild singles in my area, and advising me that it's time to refill my cashew, but no one is talking about porn? I mean...the good porn.

Monday is not reason enough for this kind of silence!
Alizarin_NYC: those daysalizarin_nyc on November 21st, 2005 10:11 pm (UTC)
Wow, I thought I was the only one who noticed the severe lack of communication over the last two-three days. My inbox is full of Rolexes and the not-good porn too.
Anna S.eliade on November 22nd, 2005 08:30 pm (UTC)
And so many people seem to confuse me with Mario and Rodriguez.
Trepkos: Slashers! Run! by Vampirellabitestrepkos on November 21st, 2005 10:27 pm (UTC)
Have you checked out any of Sueworld2003's smokin' manips?
Trepkos: Smokin' by Andemaiartrepkos on November 21st, 2005 10:28 pm (UTC)
NB. Some of 'em are on darker_spike which you need to join to see...
Anna S.: james-marsterseliade on November 22nd, 2005 08:30 pm (UTC)
I like her default icon. Yum. Bruises look so good on him.
Trepkos: Not a Slut by Catvampcrazinestrepkos on December 10th, 2005 06:13 pm (UTC)
They do.
We are sick people.
Princess Strokenham: aim to misbehave - credit storm dancerfiveandfour on November 21st, 2005 10:32 pm (UTC)
Is there anything more horrifying than an e-mail hitting your office inbox with the subject line "Mid-Year Review"

Mine says "Performance Management Process" and I literally groaned when I saw it. To keep with tradition, I'll do mine as late as possible to give myself maximum time to overhear good phrases I can gak for my self-appraisal. (I can never think of anything to say! Plus my mind wanders, Walter Mitty style, into potentially fun things to put on the form that are always, alas, inappropriate and unworkable.)
Anna S.: polarbeareliade on November 22nd, 2005 08:13 pm (UTC)
I'm already the last one on my team to do it, because I took advantage of my manager excusing me from the deadline when I was overloaded with work--and since he never followed up with me...well. I let myself forget about it. And now the Day of Reckoning is upon me. *wince*
julia_herejulia_here on November 21st, 2005 10:34 pm (UTC)
Actually, I got spontaneously ignited with the love of Sentinel fic this weekend, and I've been over on your site reading.

Great stuff, but you've definately grown as a writer since.

Julia, slobbering fannishly, again
cindershadow: Blair smilecindershadow on November 22nd, 2005 03:45 am (UTC)
Yes, and isn't that amazing? She's even better now, and yet those works are so much better than so much that's out there! (One of the other fun aspects of LJ--getting to see already fine writers still changing and growing . . . )
Anna S.: nebulaeliade on November 22nd, 2005 08:14 pm (UTC)
Ah, you're very sweet. :)
Herself_nycherself_nyc on November 22nd, 2005 12:43 am (UTC)
How DOES one refill a cashew?

Your new icon, it disturbs me. He is not beautiful.
Anna S.eliade on November 22nd, 2005 08:12 pm (UTC)
Cashew is slang for the products of the Canadian Shoe Co., Ltd., and every year at this time, you can order various Holiday Gift Packs containing "shoe stuffers" (a play on "stocking stuffers"), and put the contents into one of their shoes (a kid's shoe, of course), which you then leave for your kid to discover on Christmas morning.

Honestly, I have no idea.

The icon is Jack Black, who is funny and cool, but makes scary faces, I agree.
Herself_nyc: Will and Syd by spoonboxherself_nyc on November 22nd, 2005 08:17 pm (UTC)
I knew who it was. I just didn't like that pic. Or him, much.
fish_23 on November 22nd, 2005 02:39 am (UTC)
You need to come over to my journal and see my first post. Trust me. I leave a trail of M&M's and heroin. No one's every going to follow the M&M's but I figure the heroin might do the trick. Plus it'll be chocolatey good.
Anna S.: cat-adorableeliade on November 22nd, 2005 08:29 pm (UTC)
I came, I saw, I licked! But you know that. ;)
slashpile: qaf plumsuede slashpile on November 22nd, 2005 04:32 am (UTC)
I'm assuming the LJ-ness is because they moved from Seattle to San Francisco this weekend. People are getting icons from god knows where, comment emails aren't getting through, and it's slooooow.

Or maybe the spiders are taking over the earth :)
Anna S.: jack-bristow-darkeliade on November 22nd, 2005 05:03 am (UTC)
Or maybe the spiders are taking over the earth :)

*panics* *flees earth*
Very inconvenient, as now I have no shaving-glass: Sexy - icon_ascensiondzurlady on November 23rd, 2005 02:08 am (UTC)
Best spam message I have got recently:
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Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.

It's the last four lines that I love. :) Sadly my icon is the closest I can get to porn for you.
Anna S.: john-floaty-dotseliade on November 23rd, 2005 02:11 am (UTC)
Your icon reaches porn and leaps beyond it into...GAY porn! *hee* I love that icon *so* *much*.