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19 November 2005 @ 01:56 pm
I will cover my ass with this attractive blanket apology.  
I've been getting that hincky feeling lately--the one where I go about my daily LJ yawping in a perfectly normal way and then, later on, second-guess everything I said and wonder if I should be apologizing for things I never actually intended.

"I'm very sorry that I mistook you for a man."
"Please know that if I destroyed your love of fandom, it was not purposeful."
"Just to be clear, I wasn't calling *you* retarded."
"No, honestly, I didn't mean *your* stories. Also: joking here."

Then I remembered that Mercury is in retrograde, and communications everywhere are snafu, and felt much better.

So if I say anything suspiciously stupid between now and December 3, just remember the ancient Babylonian principle of correspondences and be aware that influential planetary vibrations are responsible for my words and actions.*

*Especially those of you who believe strongly in astrology and want to smack me right now.
 
 
 
Jack Pride: JV: thatwentwell nakedMal (peacerose)jack_pride on November 19th, 2005 10:11 pm (UTC)
I can't decide if it's the blanket that's attractive or the ass it's covering. I find the apology amusing.

I am also high on antibiotics.

::blames planetary vibrations for everything::
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Jack Pride: JV: thatwentwell nakedMal (peacerose)jack_pride on November 20th, 2005 05:18 pm (UTC)
Hee! Thanks. :)

It's shareable, just be sure to credit lauralaitaine, as I can only claim the good taste to use her icons to my own name.
Moral Whiplashbkwyrm on November 19th, 2005 10:24 pm (UTC)
My, that's an attractive blanket apology. Does it come in plaid?

It was years before I recognized the connection between Mercury and the term "mercurial." And I have a degree in English. How sad is that?
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Anna S.: john-rodney-38-minuteseliade on November 20th, 2005 01:02 am (UTC)
*heee* I saw it earlier and have already saved it in my favorites *and* was going to check back later. Ha HA! <--triumphant sound of not-hating you.

*kiss*

Meanwhile I'm making cookies. I came very close to deciding to make and eat an entire cake, with ice cream, but that impulse has safely passed.

Also watching SGA DVDs! At this very moment--38 Minutes, in honor of which I use this icon.

*dances around, smeared with chocolate*

thank god no one can see me
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Anna S.: cupcakeseliade on November 20th, 2005 11:50 pm (UTC)
We'd still love you -- wait, let me think: YOU + COVERED IN CHOCOLATE = We love you even more than usually

Did I mention that I'm *always* covered in chocolate?!

In the hours between 4:00 p.m. on Saturday and 11:00 a.m. on Sunday I ate an entire batch of oatmeal chocolate chip cookies. And I felt verrrrry unwell as a result. But it was good up until the last cookie.
Anna S.: rodney-bweliade on November 20th, 2005 01:35 am (UTC)
Though that second link is not the same as the first, I noticed, and appears to be flocked...? I go back now to look at the first one though...
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Anna S.: jack oneilleliade on November 20th, 2005 11:51 pm (UTC)
Re: I know you meant me!
I'm so totally taking this personal slight to my grave, man.

Which of my four faux pas was aimed at you, though? *makes you paranoid...er*
inapickle on November 19th, 2005 11:43 pm (UTC)
But...
...if you weren't calling her retarded, then you must have meant me!
Anna S.: jack-blackeliade on November 20th, 2005 11:51 pm (UTC)
Re: But...
But in a loving way! *grabs your pickle*
inapickle on November 24th, 2005 02:13 am (UTC)
Re: But...
They all say that. And then they grab my pickle.

It's giving me a complex.
Anna S.: cat_chickeneliade on November 24th, 2005 02:34 am (UTC)
Re: But...
You know, my math book says that complex numbers take the form of a + bi where a and b are real numbers and i = the square root of negative one. Is your pickle more complex than that?
inapickle on November 24th, 2005 02:36 am (UTC)
Re: But...
You're asking me if my pickle is bi?

Jeez Louise, how about you two sit down for a coffee before you start in with the third degree?
Anna S.: aeryneliade on November 24th, 2005 04:57 am (UTC)
Re: But...
Your pickle and I had coffee the other day behind your back. By the way, when you tuck your pickle behind you like that, you get VPL, Visible Pickle Line. Just wanted to alert you.

*should perhaps be letting my brain rest*
inapickle on November 25th, 2005 02:17 am (UTC)
Re: But...
I did that on purpose.

You know, like those girls who wear a high-cut thong with lowrider jeans.
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Anna S.: goofball-loveeliade on November 20th, 2005 11:53 pm (UTC)
There's this Roz Chast cartoon in a book I just dug out of my shelves that goes (I paraphrase(: "Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will stay with me forever, festering into deep resentment." heee.
Mayhem Parva: Rain (hmwitzy)raincitygirl on November 20th, 2005 12:26 am (UTC)
So if I say anything suspiciously stupid between now and December 3, just remember the ancient Babylonian principle of correspondences and be aware that influential planetary vibrations are responsible for my words and actions.*

*Especially those of you who believe strongly in astrology and want to smack me right now.


That is such a perfect excuse, and I'm SO stealing it. Hugs, and I hope things get better. If they don't, just throw tomatoes at people until they go away. It probably won't help with the people who are already annoyed with you, but throwing stuff is very therapeutic.
Anna S.eliade on November 20th, 2005 11:53 pm (UTC)
Plus, did I mention that Mercury is in retrograde until 2057?
KarenDreamerLady: Penguins by infinitemonkeyskarendreamer on November 20th, 2005 03:20 am (UTC)
My husband and I are keeping all communication to a minimum, not making any major decisions, and being very nice to each other. We tend to have really rough times when Mercury is in retrograde. Maybe it is just psychological since we know about Mercury, maybe we are just nuts, or maybe there is something to it, but we act accordingly.
Anna S.: harry-pottereliade on November 20th, 2005 11:55 pm (UTC)
But even if planets aren't working their will on us, the feelings are real, so...*hugs*.
after me, the deluge: frank burns eats wormsiamsab on November 20th, 2005 09:21 am (UTC)
Relax, Sugar. It all be cool like Three Fonzies.
Anna S.: jack oneilleliade on November 20th, 2005 10:55 am (UTC)
Three Fonzies makes me want to write poems.

Three Fonzies would give you a milkshake headache.
Three Fonzies zoom down the road, frosting the air.
Three Fonzies play a game of pool: who wins?
Three Fonzies snap, three girls rise and twirl.

It's 2:55 a.m., though, so maybe I can be excused....
gianna24gianna24 on November 20th, 2005 10:34 pm (UTC)
I hate you!!!! OMG!!!! I can't believe you said such vile things!!111 eleven!!11 Not really. You seem to be pretty reasonable from my point of view.
Anna S.: rodney-happy-smileeliade on November 20th, 2005 11:56 pm (UTC)
I'm always reasonable! And, strangely, I've noticed, always right too. I'm the Rodney McKay of fandom! ...the other Rodney McKay, I mean.