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16 November 2005 @ 10:03 am
hair-pulling + playground taunts = true love!  
Churning up the froth from my last post, panisdead spurred me to further dirty thoughts. I said to her:

After your comment this morning I tried to imagine John and Rodney sparring with dirty limerick put-downs...

John looked across the fire at Rodney and smiled.

"There once was a doctor named Rodney
Who thought when he fucked he was godly.
But when he was well-screwed
He became very rude,
And started to act up quite oddly."

Teyla and Ronon laughed. Rodney's eyes narrowed and then he lifted his chin.

"There once was a major named Sheppard--"


"Who thought he was hung like a leopard.
But it was just the spots
From syphilitic twats

He broke off suddenly as if paused by a remote and stared blankly into space.

"Warranted the comparison?" suggested Teyla.

"You've dug a hole for yourself," John said, looking satisfied.

"Shut up!" Rodney glared daggers at them, then recovered and drew himself up again with a look of triumph:

"That made him a cat that was peppered."

John stared, mouth slack. "That's *terrible*."

With an offended expression, Rodney huffed slightly. "It's your fault for having a stupid name."
Anna S.: john-floaty-dotseliade on November 16th, 2005 09:54 pm (UTC)
Re: My limericks are so lame, vets beg to shoot them
Teyla Emmagen, that whore--

"Okay!" said Rodney, grabbing John by his gesticulating pointer finger. "Looks like funtime's over for tonight! See you all bright and early tomorrow noon, kiss kiss, it's been real." John's rhyming protests faded into the night as Rodney dragged him toward the tents, one hand clenched tightly in the sagging waistband of John's pants.


And Teyla's elegant and minimalist slam verse!

Suck life
Your cheeks
Hollow as well.

*Anna folds over without breath and dies of delight*

She touched both elbows and bowed, the Pegasus equivalent of a Z-snap.

Teyla needs to have more opportunities like this. *grin*
Sarapanisdead on November 16th, 2005 10:22 pm (UTC)
Re: My limericks are so lame, vets beg to shoot them
Hee! And also, yay! :)