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16 November 2005 @ 10:03 am
hair-pulling + playground taunts = true love!  
Churning up the froth from my last post, panisdead spurred me to further dirty thoughts. I said to her:

After your comment this morning I tried to imagine John and Rodney sparring with dirty limerick put-downs...

John looked across the fire at Rodney and smiled.

"There once was a doctor named Rodney
Who thought when he fucked he was godly.
But when he was well-screwed
He became very rude,
And started to act up quite oddly."

Teyla and Ronon laughed. Rodney's eyes narrowed and then he lifted his chin.

"There once was a major named Sheppard--"


"Who thought he was hung like a leopard.
But it was just the spots
From syphilitic twats

He broke off suddenly as if paused by a remote and stared blankly into space.

"Warranted the comparison?" suggested Teyla.

"You've dug a hole for yourself," John said, looking satisfied.

"Shut up!" Rodney glared daggers at them, then recovered and drew himself up again with a look of triumph:

"That made him a cat that was peppered."

John stared, mouth slack. "That's *terrible*."

With an offended expression, Rodney huffed slightly. "It's your fault for having a stupid name."
after me, the deluge: beauty and king dorkiamsab on November 16th, 2005 07:34 pm (UTC)
manip! manip!
Well, you know this isn't the first time Rodney's put his name next to "godly" in his brains. *g* I'm sure there was a time back on pep squad when he sat down with a notebook and made a list of all the things that might possibly rhyme with Rodney. Just to make sure he got the best ones, down the road.

Hm, tawdry, bodily, Knute Rockne, codpiece, knob-kneed, Gandhi, blondie?