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16 November 2005 @ 10:03 am
hair-pulling + playground taunts = true love!  
Churning up the froth from my last post, panisdead spurred me to further dirty thoughts. I said to her:

After your comment this morning I tried to imagine John and Rodney sparring with dirty limerick put-downs...

John looked across the fire at Rodney and smiled.

"There once was a doctor named Rodney
Who thought when he fucked he was godly.
But when he was well-screwed
He became very rude,
And started to act up quite oddly."

Teyla and Ronon laughed. Rodney's eyes narrowed and then he lifted his chin.

"There once was a major named Sheppard--"


"Who thought he was hung like a leopard.
But it was just the spots
From syphilitic twats

He broke off suddenly as if paused by a remote and stared blankly into space.

"Warranted the comparison?" suggested Teyla.

"You've dug a hole for yourself," John said, looking satisfied.

"Shut up!" Rodney glared daggers at them, then recovered and drew himself up again with a look of triumph:

"That made him a cat that was peppered."

John stared, mouth slack. "That's *terrible*."

With an offended expression, Rodney huffed slightly. "It's your fault for having a stupid name."
Alizarin_NYC: facepalm bunnyalizarin_nyc on November 16th, 2005 07:17 pm (UTC)
Stop it! Stop it! I can't get these rhymes out of my head now.

There once was a soldier named Lorne
Who thought as God’s gift he’d been born.
He met Rodney McKay
And knew in a day
That he, from his throne had been torn.

I hate you all.
Anna S.: rodney-turtleeliade on November 16th, 2005 07:22 pm (UTC)
Stop it! Stop it! I can't get these rhymes out of my head now.

I'll refrain from giving you an MP3 of the Jason Mraz song that's been plaguing me for weeks then. *g*

I *love* your limerick.

I hate you all.

I told you not to press that button. You've been body-switched with Rodney and gifted with residual disgruntlement. Hey, do us a favor and unzip your fly and take a look and report back, hmm?
Alizarin_NYC: rodney smilesalizarin_nyc on November 16th, 2005 08:30 pm (UTC)
Rodney looked down at his cock
Completely unable to mock.
The fangirls, it’s true
This day they will rue
The thing has retreated in shock.

after me, the deluge: beauty and king dorkiamsab on November 16th, 2005 07:34 pm (UTC)
*squirms* AWESOMENESS.
The Alpha Beta: Ugly - infinitemonkeysdiluvian on November 16th, 2005 07:48 pm (UTC)
Oh crap, it's contaigous.

There was a civilian named Wier
In charge of a mission quite queer,
Both in the "odd" way
And meaning "all gay"
Except possibly one Engineer.

There was a young woman named Wier
Who fetishized thighstrap gear
That physicist guy
Wore his rather high--
She hid her lascivious leer.
Alizarin_NYC: mcshep chemistryalizarin_nyc on November 16th, 2005 08:31 pm (UTC)
Oh, brilliant.

Both in the "odd" way
And meaning "all gay"