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16 November 2005 @ 10:03 am
hair-pulling + playground taunts = true love!  
Churning up the froth from my last post, panisdead spurred me to further dirty thoughts. I said to her:

After your comment this morning I tried to imagine John and Rodney sparring with dirty limerick put-downs...

John looked across the fire at Rodney and smiled.

"There once was a doctor named Rodney
Who thought when he fucked he was godly.
But when he was well-screwed
He became very rude,
And started to act up quite oddly."

Teyla and Ronon laughed. Rodney's eyes narrowed and then he lifted his chin.

"There once was a major named Sheppard--"

("Colonel!")

"Who thought he was hung like a leopard.
But it was just the spots
From syphilitic twats
That..."

He broke off suddenly as if paused by a remote and stared blankly into space.

"Warranted the comparison?" suggested Teyla.

"You've dug a hole for yourself," John said, looking satisfied.

"Shut up!" Rodney glared daggers at them, then recovered and drew himself up again with a look of triumph:

"That made him a cat that was peppered."

John stared, mouth slack. "That's *terrible*."

With an offended expression, Rodney huffed slightly. "It's your fault for having a stupid name."
 
 
after me, the deluge: beauty and king dorkiamsab on November 16th, 2005 06:49 pm (UTC)
Oh, the agony, the perversion! Mmm!

And Rodney's all, "you know that Rodney and godly don't actually rhyme."

"You've tried before?" John grinned. Rodney found something on the other side of the room that needed his immediate attention. Now was NOT the time to tell John that, for a year and a half, Rodney had been on his high school pep squad.
Anna S.: rodney-happy-smileeliade on November 16th, 2005 07:10 pm (UTC)
"You've tried before?"

Ha!

Now was NOT the time to tell John that, for a year and a half, Rodney had been on his high school pep squad.

I am resisting the urge to photomanip Rodney's head onto the body of a pep-squad boy. Yes. Yes...I...am.
after me, the deluge: beauty and king dorkiamsab on November 16th, 2005 07:34 pm (UTC)
manip! manip!
Well, you know this isn't the first time Rodney's put his name next to "godly" in his brains. *g* I'm sure there was a time back on pep squad when he sat down with a notebook and made a list of all the things that might possibly rhyme with Rodney. Just to make sure he got the best ones, down the road.

Hm, tawdry, bodily, Knute Rockne, codpiece, knob-kneed, Gandhi, blondie?