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16 November 2005 @ 10:03 am
hair-pulling + playground taunts = true love!  
Churning up the froth from my last post, panisdead spurred me to further dirty thoughts. I said to her:

After your comment this morning I tried to imagine John and Rodney sparring with dirty limerick put-downs...

John looked across the fire at Rodney and smiled.

"There once was a doctor named Rodney
Who thought when he fucked he was godly.
But when he was well-screwed
He became very rude,
And started to act up quite oddly."

Teyla and Ronon laughed. Rodney's eyes narrowed and then he lifted his chin.

"There once was a major named Sheppard--"

("Colonel!")

"Who thought he was hung like a leopard.
But it was just the spots
From syphilitic twats
That..."

He broke off suddenly as if paused by a remote and stared blankly into space.

"Warranted the comparison?" suggested Teyla.

"You've dug a hole for yourself," John said, looking satisfied.

"Shut up!" Rodney glared daggers at them, then recovered and drew himself up again with a look of triumph:

"That made him a cat that was peppered."

John stared, mouth slack. "That's *terrible*."

With an offended expression, Rodney huffed slightly. "It's your fault for having a stupid name."
 
 
 
Devil Doll: winner!devildoll on November 16th, 2005 06:08 pm (UTC)
*dies*

With an offended expression, Rodney huffed slightly. "It's your fault for having a stupid name."

And this? Is perfect.

Anna S.: boy with milkeliade on November 16th, 2005 07:15 pm (UTC)
Thank you. *g* Love your icon!
(no subject) - devildoll on November 17th, 2005 05:36 pm (UTC) (Expand)
The Alpha Beta: Hee!diluvian on November 16th, 2005 06:19 pm (UTC)
Heeeee!
Anna S.: cat-adorableeliade on November 16th, 2005 07:15 pm (UTC)
I got a 5E hee--yay! :)
Sarapanisdead on November 16th, 2005 06:24 pm (UTC)
I LOVE IT. Rodney would rock the dirty limerick dozens.

Anna S.: cupcakeseliade on November 16th, 2005 07:16 pm (UTC)
Especially if he were really drunk. I bet he gets even more hilarious when he's on his way under the table.
My limericks are so lame, vets beg to shoot them - panisdead on November 16th, 2005 09:48 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: My limericks are so lame, vets beg to shoot them - eliade on November 16th, 2005 09:54 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: My limericks are so lame, vets beg to shoot them - panisdead on November 16th, 2005 10:22 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: My limericks are so lame, vets beg to shoot them - tigs on November 16th, 2005 10:12 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: My limericks are so lame, vets beg to shoot them - panisdead on November 16th, 2005 10:22 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: My limericks are so lame, vets beg to shoot them - rusty76 on November 16th, 2005 11:36 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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Re: My limericks are so lame, vets beg to shoot them - bibliokat on November 18th, 2005 04:32 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: My limericks are so lame, vets beg to shoot them - panisdead on November 18th, 2005 04:41 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: My limericks are so lame, vets beg to shoot them - bibliokat on November 18th, 2005 05:25 am (UTC) (Expand)
Moral Whiplash: smart girlsbkwyrm on November 16th, 2005 06:34 pm (UTC)
*giggle*snicker*choke*
I love limericks!
Anna S.: joe-flaniganeliade on November 16th, 2005 07:16 pm (UTC)
And they love you! I mean, possibly. I haven't talked to many limericks, but I have no reason to doubt this. *g*
after me, the deluge: beauty and king dorkiamsab on November 16th, 2005 06:49 pm (UTC)
Oh, the agony, the perversion! Mmm!

And Rodney's all, "you know that Rodney and godly don't actually rhyme."

"You've tried before?" John grinned. Rodney found something on the other side of the room that needed his immediate attention. Now was NOT the time to tell John that, for a year and a half, Rodney had been on his high school pep squad.
Anna S.: rodney-happy-smileeliade on November 16th, 2005 07:10 pm (UTC)
"You've tried before?"

Ha!

Now was NOT the time to tell John that, for a year and a half, Rodney had been on his high school pep squad.

I am resisting the urge to photomanip Rodney's head onto the body of a pep-squad boy. Yes. Yes...I...am.
manip! manip! - iamsab on November 16th, 2005 07:34 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Beth H: Misc kung fu name (amelia_eve)bethbethbeth on November 16th, 2005 07:03 pm (UTC)
Hee.

Also? Cutest turtle SFA icon ever. *g*
Anna S.: tas-devileliade on November 16th, 2005 07:09 pm (UTC)
*g* The full-sized turtle pic is even better--the disgruntled expression on its (his? ha) face is priceless. See below:

(no subject) - bethbethbeth on November 16th, 2005 07:15 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - eliade on November 16th, 2005 07:17 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Alizarin_NYC: facepalm bunnyalizarin_nyc on November 16th, 2005 07:17 pm (UTC)
Stop it! Stop it! I can't get these rhymes out of my head now.

There once was a soldier named Lorne
Who thought as God’s gift he’d been born.
He met Rodney McKay
And knew in a day
That he, from his throne had been torn.


I hate you all.
Anna S.: rodney-turtleeliade on November 16th, 2005 07:22 pm (UTC)
Stop it! Stop it! I can't get these rhymes out of my head now.

I'll refrain from giving you an MP3 of the Jason Mraz song that's been plaguing me for weeks then. *g*

I *love* your limerick.

I hate you all.

I told you not to press that button. You've been body-switched with Rodney and gifted with residual disgruntlement. Hey, do us a favor and unzip your fly and take a look and report back, hmm?
(no subject) - alizarin_nyc on November 16th, 2005 08:30 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - iamsab on November 16th, 2005 07:34 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - diluvian on November 16th, 2005 07:48 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - alizarin_nyc on November 16th, 2005 08:31 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Mal: daniel blow (by thefakeheadline)malnpudl on November 16th, 2005 07:45 pm (UTC)
*snorfle*

Brilliant. *g*

And I really don't know if I should link you to these... they're very silly and quite utterly filthy... but hey, there they are. Feel free to disregard.
bibliokatbibliokat on November 18th, 2005 04:37 am (UTC)
I checked them out and, well, BWAHAHAHAHA!
The Fannish North: sga happy johnmissu on November 16th, 2005 08:34 pm (UTC)
My adoration for you grows in leaps and bounds every day!
Innocent Bystanderfiresprite1105 on November 16th, 2005 09:35 pm (UTC)
HEE!
tigs: SGA: mckaytigs on November 16th, 2005 10:12 pm (UTC)
Hee! This is all so much fun!
fatuorum on November 18th, 2005 06:05 pm (UTC)
These? Are so cool. *GGG*
adafrogadafrog on December 25th, 2006 01:52 am (UTC)
lol bwaaa hahahah