But I'm not going to give plaintive little mewling cries tonight. I'm just going to huddle in my bathrobe and watch the worst possible TV I can find and think chocolate and popcorn thoughts. And it occurs to me that while I'm doing this, you could all be writing me
This could work, she thinks. Show them the kitten. Make them all stare at the kitten. See the kitten. Feel the guilt. Feel the compulsion. You are falling under the spell of the kitten....