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18 October 2005 @ 01:21 pm
Why did I have this in my miscellaneous e-mail folder, sent to myself?
Stoats are weasels, Bart. They don't come in cans.

It's the viscoelastic Swedish bed that makes all others obsolete!

Ten hippopotamuses roam wild among the ruins of the late drug kingpin Pablo Escobar's abandoned country home, leaving huge footprints in the mud and scaring the wits out of the local cows. -- Reuters

"It's like a gay bar, only with...demons."

"Honey, the butler's dead!"

"Sheep of the universe, rejoice."

That's the international hand symbol for gay. Or... maybe salmon.

"You're such an old-fashioned romantic, Xander. Gold Card. Jaguar. Mass murder."
alittlebritonalittlebriton on October 18th, 2005 08:44 pm (UTC)
Because you want to write fic with all of those sentences in it? *grins hopefully*
torchflambeau on October 18th, 2005 08:52 pm (UTC)
Or are you telling me you think the President seems a little fishy, Josh? Because that could be considered treason.

Maybe you were collecting sig files? :)
Anna S.eliade on October 18th, 2005 09:00 pm (UTC)
Oh, I think you're right. :)
angelofmirangelofmir on October 18th, 2005 08:52 pm (UTC)
Because your brain is truly a joy to behold :-)

Explicit Adult Content? You're soaking in it!: disturbedyin_again on October 18th, 2005 09:42 pm (UTC)
I like the last one. You should make me a story from it. Also, some of the cookies mentioned earlier.

witlingwitling on October 18th, 2005 09:44 pm (UTC)
Several of those are from your stories. You know that, right? Or am I insane? I think they're from Subtleties or at least the Subtleties era.

::returns to zealous cross-referencing::
Anna S.eliade on October 18th, 2005 10:24 pm (UTC)
I was wondering about that...
Elizabethsoapdemon on October 18th, 2005 10:22 pm (UTC)
The second to last one is definitely from one of your stories or some other part of the media field.
(Anonymous) on October 18th, 2005 10:54 pm (UTC)
I think that last one's from the (in)famous Repossession.
Moral Whiplashbkwyrm on October 18th, 2005 11:29 pm (UTC)
Poor hippopotami. Hippopotamuses. Hippos. Poor things. They're probably just as scared as the cows.
Anna S.eliade on October 19th, 2005 03:15 am (UTC)
You have too much time on your hands. *admires you* *g*
and have a good timepsychoticspy on October 20th, 2005 12:38 am (UTC)
Don't tell my Japanese teacher what I was doing [instead of studying for the oral exam I just fumbled my way through].
Vickijacardie on October 19th, 2005 04:33 pm (UTC)
*snicker* Love them!