Monday is getting to work and opening your bag and discovering that your crumpet has exploded and everything you own is covered in raspberry jelly. Including your laptop.

That's mine. And here's some Googlism in honor of Monday.



monday is not going away
monday is forever
monday is the new
monday is the day

monday is the day of the moon
monday is last day for some to apply for disaster
monday is skate day
monday is wanking day

monday is the worst day for teens with migraines
monday is smog day also
monday is wash day
monday is "sing it you diva" night

monday is new tire day
monday is the most popular day to surf
monday is no west wing
monday is not tuesday

monday is the day yep
monday is a review day
monday is memeday
monday is the kings birthday

monday is the day to think weatherization
monday is all about his business journey as a principle
monday is a go
monday is meat loaf and burgers and pork chops and steak and more

monday is a documentary film originally directed and produced by the alliance for justice
monday is a community based correctional facility that provides a secure treatment environment for probationable felony offenders
monday is a beehive
monday is technically our day off


ETA: Monday is also sending this picture to your coworker to welcome him back from vacation and then finding out that his father-in-law just died. *facepalm*

SOS *PSP* Please send porn.