Anyway. These are quotes from some of my favorite LJ posts from the last few days, not including stuff I've already posted about and not including icon crackfic memeage, because that would go on forever:
Previously on Baby, I mentioned that infants are, in fact, mini frat boys. The love of boobs, the constant drinking, the puking so they can have more to drink...
Willow and Ford bond about detox, and Willow and Zelenka become great friends discussing wormhole physics and why magic isn't always so reliable on planets with different magnetic poles and atmospheric ionic charges. ...meanwhile Giles and Elizabeth make out. A lot. And Willow sort of remembers boys again and transfers her Giles Crush on to Zelenka, who demurs charmingly, reminding her that he's so much older than she, and she'll pout and say, "If Buffy can date a guy 200 years older at 16, I'm pretty sure I can date someone 20 years older at 22!" and then there will be shy fuzzy bespecatcled kisses and ::heart::.
See RayV. See RayK. See Diefenbaker. RayV and RayK are boyfriend and boyfriend.
Now there's one. He sits up in bed and listens, waiting for the tick of this alien watch, waiting for the beat of his heart.
Adverbs that are good for irony or humor: deliberately, weakly, secretly, tiredly, vaguely, merrily, strictly, darkly, distressingly, abruptly, weirdly, thoughtfully, miserably, pointedly.
"I don't know whether to feel better or worse that they're wanding the nun."