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23 August 2005 @ 10:02 am
hey, pards.  

Item 1
My new name is Koalas P. Moonlighter. Please address me as Ms. Moonlighter in all business-related correspondence. In personal contacts, you may simply address me as "Koalas."

Item 2
After posting my picture last night, I realized that I could never again exhibit a story in public with the words "dick," "cock," or "fuck" in it. No more bobbing, throbbing, sucking, coming. I mean, how can I possibly write porn again when you've seen my face? That'd just be weird. So, going forward, I'm going to confine myself to writing inspirational Christian Westerns.

A quote from my next story, Rollin' on the Soogan: "Hey pard," Jack said to Vaughn. "Time to put on our roach-stompers and grab our hoolihans and wrangle us them mavericks."

Item 3
Oops. I have to go to a meeting.
Alizarin_NYCalizarin_nyc on August 23rd, 2005 05:40 pm (UTC)
Gives new meaning to the phrase, "ride 'em cowboy."


You could always claim that picture wasn't really you, it was the girl who sits next to you. Now that we've all ooohed and ahhhhed over you, that would be cruel but not unusual.

My icon = not me.