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23 August 2005 @ 10:02 am
hey, pards.  
***Announcements***

Item 1
My new name is Koalas P. Moonlighter. Please address me as Ms. Moonlighter in all business-related correspondence. In personal contacts, you may simply address me as "Koalas."

Item 2
After posting my picture last night, I realized that I could never again exhibit a story in public with the words "dick," "cock," or "fuck" in it. No more bobbing, throbbing, sucking, coming. I mean, how can I possibly write porn again when you've seen my face? That'd just be weird. So, going forward, I'm going to confine myself to writing inspirational Christian Westerns.

A quote from my next story, Rollin' on the Soogan: "Hey pard," Jack said to Vaughn. "Time to put on our roach-stompers and grab our hoolihans and wrangle us them mavericks."

Item 3
Oops. I have to go to a meeting.
 
 
 
inapickle on August 23rd, 2005 05:31 pm (UTC)
Euphemistically speaking...
...you have options.

Maybe you can bring "throbbing manhood" back into general usage, you know? "Puckered rosebud." "The physical act of love."

"Communion of souls."

As for the Koalas thing, is that an S sound or a Z sound?

Anna S.: polarbeareliade on August 23rd, 2005 05:32 pm (UTC)
Re: Euphemistically speaking...
...you have options.

Maybe you can bring "throbbing manhood" back into general usage, you know? "Puckered rosebud." "The physical act of love."

"Communion of souls."


I was totally thinking that! "Their communion of souls was hot and sweaty and lasted four/for hours, leaving the men wrecks of their former cowboy selves."

Koalas = Ko-all-ahzh *g*
Anna S.: cillianeliade on August 23rd, 2005 05:50 pm (UTC)
Re: Euphemistically speaking...
Koalas = Ko-all-ahzh *g*

Actually, that's not right. I guess it's:

Koalas = Ko-all-ahs <-- but the "ahs" has a "z" sound.

Words is hard.
inapickle on August 23rd, 2005 08:29 pm (UTC)
Re: Euphemistically speaking...
Gay cowboys eating pudding are the mainstay of the independent film scene. So I can see how you might be obsessed with them, all suddenlike.

You are so picky about your name, man. These days I'll answer to anything.