Anna S. (eliade) wrote,
Anna S.
eliade

hey, pards.

***Announcements***

Item 1
My new name is Koalas P. Moonlighter. Please address me as Ms. Moonlighter in all business-related correspondence. In personal contacts, you may simply address me as "Koalas."

Item 2
After posting my picture last night, I realized that I could never again exhibit a story in public with the words "dick," "cock," or "fuck" in it. No more bobbing, throbbing, sucking, coming. I mean, how can I possibly write porn again when you've seen my face? That'd just be weird. So, going forward, I'm going to confine myself to writing inspirational Christian Westerns.

A quote from my next story, Rollin' on the Soogan: "Hey pard," Jack said to Vaughn. "Time to put on our roach-stompers and grab our hoolihans and wrangle us them mavericks."

Item 3
Oops. I have to go to a meeting.
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