Anna S. (eliade) wrote,
Anna S.
eliade

another one of those dorktastic polls


Poll #552584 I come to bury Monday, not to praise it.

Please:

make the voices in my head stop
7(4.7%)
make the voices in your head stop talking to mine
28(18.9%)
don't lick that
49(33.1%)
lick that again
64(43.2%)

Anna, you are:

my role model
21(14.2%)
my mole throttle
27(18.2%)
fucking with my mind
31(20.9%)
a lot like my cat
69(46.6%)

You can save only one from the apocalypse:

Oklahoma
6(4.1%)
Alaska
68(46.3%)
Washington, D.C.
12(8.2%)
the mice
61(41.5%)

Oh no, not again.

casserole
15(10.1%)
the upstairs neighbors
26(17.6%)
weasels
38(25.7%)
Pauly Shore
69(46.6%)

It's all your fault that I __________.

can't remember where I left my panties
39(26.4%)
became a professional car thief and married an FBI agent
33(22.3%)
set fire to all your CDs
11(7.4%)
fear the raccoons more than ever
65(43.9%)

Stay out of my:

way
13(8.9%)
stash
63(43.2%)
yard
35(24.0%)
wife
35(24.0%)

This isn't where I:

left my car
22(14.9%)
saw the leprechaun
36(24.3%)
expected to wind up
44(29.7%)
let the angel touch me
46(31.1%)

Argh!

Tadpoles!
26(17.6%)
Bunnies!
24(16.2%)
Vampires!
10(6.8%)
Clowns!
88(59.5%)

What color is your parachute? Use the Ceramcoat color guide!

Territorial Beige
35(23.6%)
Custard
46(31.1%)
Pigskin
17(11.5%)
Santa's Flesh
50(33.8%)

You are a friend to all animals, but especially:

Juliana's Golden Mole
18(12.2%)
Anthony's Woodrat
16(10.8%)
Poncelet's Giant Rat
22(14.9%)
The Buffy-headed Marmoset
92(62.2%)

You are:

canned heat
16(10.8%)
canned ham
19(12.8%)
caged heat
23(15.5%)
still just a rat in a cage
90(60.8%)



ETA: The Buffy-headed Marmoset
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