Anna S. (eliade) wrote,
Anna S.
eliade

god, drugs, iTunes, random musing.

God
Sometimes I have questions and comments for God. Sometimes he answers. Here are some of the things we discussed today:
Anna: "Our Father, who art in heaven, I'm hungry."
God: "Thou mayest have those doughnuts, my child."

Anna: "Oh my God, that woman's outfit, wtf?!"
God: "Two words: free will."

Anna: "Do you really move in mysterious ways?"
God: "It's actually Jazzercise. A lot of people make that mistake."

Anna: "Why pigeons, anyway?"
God: "No comment."

Anna: "Is gay sex a sin?"
God: "Not if you're doing it right."
Drugs
Preliminary verdict: Ritalin is nowhere near as effective as Adderall. Stupid blood pressure.

iTunes
Why didn't I know I could install iTunes at work? ROCK ON.

Random Musing
What if I had been named "Fiona"?
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