Sometimes I have questions and comments for God. Sometimes he answers. Here are some of the things we discussed today:
Anna: "Our Father, who art in heaven, I'm hungry."Drugs
God: "Thou mayest have those doughnuts, my child."
Anna: "Oh my God, that woman's outfit, wtf?!"
God: "Two words: free will."
Anna: "Do you really move in mysterious ways?"
God: "It's actually Jazzercise. A lot of people make that mistake."
Anna: "Why pigeons, anyway?"
God: "No comment."
Anna: "Is gay sex a sin?"
God: "Not if you're doing it right."
Preliminary verdict: Ritalin is nowhere near as effective as Adderall. Stupid blood pressure.
Why didn't I know I could install iTunes at work? ROCK ON.
What if I had been named "Fiona"?