I think I'm going to have a crumpet and go to the gym. Meanwhile, I think you should all read Attacked by Thugs!, which was pointed out by
Unrelated to anything, this article about fjords offers "fjords in literature":
- Slartibartfast, a character in Douglas Adams's The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, is noted for having crafted the fjords in Norway.
- In Monty Python's famous Dead Parrot sketch, Michael Palin asserts that John Cleese's deceased Norwegian Blue parrot is, not dead, but rather "pining for the fjords".
- Pinky, of Pinky and the Brain fame was known to, on occasion, exclaim "FJORD!" for no apparent reason.