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16 June 2005 @ 08:56 pm
Blade Trinity, etc.  
God, this movie sucks. And yet Ryan Reynolds is as hot as the movie is crap. Also, when asked how he finances his operation, he says: "I date a lot of older men." *brain fritzes out*

They made Parker Posey look ugly. How did they do that? She's freaking gorgeous. And hey. CKR's in this as a vampire. Weirdness. I'm surprised no one's taken that role and turned it into a thriving CKR subgenre yet. Has fandom forgotten how to sink to new and ridiculous depths?! So disappointing.

This evening I went shopping, picked up a prescription, did laundry, ate a healthy dinner, cleaned some dishes, got my brows waxed, and painted my toenails. Tomorrow I'm curing cancer. Keep your eye on CNN for news of that.

I keep staring at my icons. They make me happy.

I don't think I can write tonight. I'm brain-tired. I think *other people* should write some J/V for *me*. If you could see me right now, I'd be giving you the biggest puppy eyes ever--puppy eyes so huge and pitiful and mournful and longing that you'd break into sobs of shame and immediately feed me Milk-Bones write me schmoop and porn.

Back to the crappy movie...
 
 
 
Rimau Sua Lay: fearsua_lay on June 17th, 2005 04:27 am (UTC)
Oh speak not of the horrendous Blade movie! *weeps* They killed my guy again! Just as I finished writing about the guy and his younger friend and they *kill* him! *weeps some more*

Well, I'm sure someone will start writing J/V sooner or later! At least I hope so. It's always great to get something good to read, and these guys are... er... hot.

light of other daysiliadawry on June 17th, 2005 04:37 am (UTC)
I thought the snark in Trinity was top notch. Snark + Ryan Reynolds = completely watchable.
Anna S.eliade on June 17th, 2005 04:46 am (UTC)
RR is exactly like Val Kilmer used to be--he self-awarely and homoerotically subverts almost every movie he's in. *g*
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rubywisp: lyle the llamarubywisp on June 17th, 2005 04:50 am (UTC)
Your icon reminds me of the postcard you sent me. Except that it's at sea and not in a harbor, and it's day and not night.

Okay, they both have boats. Whatever.

I think *other people* should write some J/V for *me*.

I love you, honey, but I don't even know who Jack and Vaughn *are*.

::mwah::
Moral Whiplashbkwyrm on June 17th, 2005 04:53 am (UTC)
It's just....Asher is so GOOFY. No one wants to slash him with anyone - though I did read a Hannibal/Asher fic once.
Fandom: karass or granfalloon. Discuss.sherrold on June 17th, 2005 05:24 am (UTC)
If there was a chance I could write Jack in a way that would make you happy?
I would at least try. But let us not think of that travesty.
dressgirl on June 17th, 2005 05:35 am (UTC)
I loved Parker Posey in Waiting for Guffman. She's really ordinary looking and I think that must be part of her appeal.
Mal: rayk by cherryicemalnpudl on June 17th, 2005 05:41 am (UTC)
The movie is pretty dire. But at least Stargate got a multi-million dollar set for $1 out of it, so there's that anyway.

And I'm half expecting to see some Asher Talos fic come out of this.
...my hand caught his hair running...mousewrites on June 17th, 2005 04:05 pm (UTC)
::raises hand::

I asked for Asher fic, so you may be right.

:)
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huzzlewhathuzzlewhat on June 17th, 2005 06:11 am (UTC)
Blade: Trinity was saved for me by the fact the director obviously figured out that it was a trainwreck halfway through, and solved the problem by having Ryan Reynolds take his shirt off. I didn't really notice much after that.
kangeiko: dont panic by dark_velvetkangeiko on June 17th, 2005 10:21 am (UTC)
A truly awful movie, yes. But worth it for the following gem:

"Cock-juggling thunder-cunt." :)
your royal pie-nessentrenous88 on June 17th, 2005 12:08 pm (UTC)
Has fandom forgotten how to sink to new and ridiculous depths?! So disappointing.
**laughs**

I couldn't write J/V sadly, because I've never seen the show. Um, yes. I am out of many loops, of which this is only one.
squeeze me, stomp me,  make me winemoosesal on June 17th, 2005 01:24 pm (UTC)
I was really amazed by the make-up job on Parker Posey. If it was meant to make her seem inhuman, I think it worked very well. Mmm... CKR as a vampire. I've actually been wanting to do something with that, but no time. I have this whacky crossover in mind of him meeting up with Wesley Wyndam-Pryce. Mmm.
...my hand caught his hair running...mousewrites on June 17th, 2005 04:03 pm (UTC)
Verily, Blade Trinity does indeed suck!

And parker posey is normaly pretty? She scared the hell out of me in that. Her mouth is too wide. Like... eat my soul wide or something.

I love vampire CKR.

And yeah, the ... gayness of Ryan Reynolds is amazing. Have you watched the deleated scenes yet? There's one where he's talking about music... hee hee hee
Anna S.: christian-bale-smileeliade on June 17th, 2005 04:04 pm (UTC)
And parker posey is normaly pretty? She scared the hell out of me in that. Her mouth is too wide. Like... eat my soul wide or something.

You should see her in The Misadventures of Margaret. *So* gorgeous, my jaw was perpetually dropped.

And yeah, the ... gayness of Ryan Reynolds is amazing. Have you watched the deleated scenes yet?

I'm just watching it on cable. :)
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Anna S.: dilbert-workeliade on June 17th, 2005 04:22 pm (UTC)
Ohhhhh yeah!!! *SQUEE* You are good to me.

*waltzes*

What is it with international crooks and their functions?

Oh god, I love that. The beautiful meta of it. *g*
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Alizarin_NYC: Illyriaalizarin_nyc on June 19th, 2005 02:38 am (UTC)
I've started a Jack/Vaughn. Ha. Ha ha. *evil grin*

Shall we begin posting them to your LJ so that those who are of the J/V love will read them? I fear no one comes to my LJ yet and so the J/V love would be wasted. Or perhaps there ought to be a website all it's own?

Haven't been able to get to the computer much, being in Costa Rica and all, but have been sneaking into town to print out Bona Fides, despite the fact that it's 100 colones per page (that's not really all that much). So, if I haven't been sending the love... it's because I'm sending it telepathically. And I really, really love it.
Anna S.: baltareliade on June 20th, 2005 01:46 pm (UTC)
You should always feel free to post a link to whatever you're writing in comments--though probably not on posts where I'm merely talking about my laundry. *g* You know what I mean.
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Alizarin_NYC: Boreanazalizarin_nyc on June 21st, 2005 12:49 am (UTC)
Wow. Where did this come from? It's genuis, it's inspired, it's... guh.

The smile on the perfectly tanned face crinkles the corners of his eyes, and somewhere in the corner of his mind that isn't tied in wrath and dread, Vaughn wonders why, of all the international felons, it's always the arms dealers who exude the most amiable air.

This is a great paragraph, I just liked it.

"We made it."

We made out, he thinks, mortified, bemused, but most of all, *wanting*.

"We did." Jack glances at him, then turns abruptly, to the elevator. "Are you coming?"

Vaughn does--and doesn't, of course, hating the latter more than he ever thought possible.


Nice, nice! And that Jack is interested in him -- first -- is very cool, and seems like a new twist. You do a great job of describing the kissing, too, which I find hard to do.

More, please?
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