And not look horrendously, self-embarrassingly tacky.
Like I do right now. *cough*
Yes, but. So. In the spirit of this annual day, which I've made up and offer now as a blow to the collective pool of fannish good manners, if you know I've read a story of yours and have *not* commented on it, or have not commented *enough*, beg! Beg! And I will answer fulsomely.
And in turn everyone reading this must (a) buy all the Alias DVDs, and (b) read all my Alias stories, and (c) leave a 1000-word comment.
I think that's fair.