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29 May 2005 @ 09:46 pm
*poke* *poke* *poke*  
No, seriously. Give me story ideas or I will keel you with my death ray!

I can give you porn or I can give you death rays. Really, it's all up to you.
 
 
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Moral Whiplashbkwyrm on May 30th, 2005 04:51 am (UTC)
Something (predictably) with Jack and Vaughn. Maybe something happens to Jack to make his prickliness abate a little, for a tiny amount of time, and Vaughn likes it.
Or, you know, they could just have sex. No plot necessary.
Anna S.: kitteneliade on May 30th, 2005 05:26 am (UTC)
Or, you know, they could just have sex. No plot necessary.

But there must be plot. I'm begging here! See? ---> beggggggggggg

Also, see my icon. You cannot resist the kitten. You must give the kitten a plot.
Someday you'll need to stand tall againemella on May 30th, 2005 04:56 am (UTC)
Can they be Buffy/Angel story ideas? :D
Anna S.: angeleliade on May 30th, 2005 05:20 am (UTC)
*death ray*

(death ray of love)
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Grimoriegrimorie on May 30th, 2005 04:59 am (UTC)
Weiss/Sydney?
Anna S.: vaughneliade on May 30th, 2005 05:22 am (UTC)
Awwwwww--no, wait. Nice try. But no cookie. I'm thinking of the Jack and the Vaughn thinginess here.
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Brassy Hag: Spike - Croppedmiggy on May 30th, 2005 05:03 am (UTC)
S4 Basement Xander runs into a convenient time portal and finds himself dealing not with Snarky Basement S4 Spike, but Crazy Basement S7 Spike. Wackiness/Angst/Sex/Whatever occurs!
viverra_libroviverra_libro on May 30th, 2005 05:11 am (UTC)
Oooh, CrazyBasement!Spike is always good. yum!

Can I second that, please?
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Fish are my fandom now.: drink upthreegoldfish on May 30th, 2005 05:05 am (UTC)
Can i have death ray porn?

Or maybe Dead Ray Porn?

Moral Whiplashbkwyrm on May 30th, 2005 05:12 am (UTC)
Death Ray Alias porn!!
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Anna S.eliade on May 30th, 2005 05:13 am (UTC)
I hate you all.

*bangs head against wall*

Now give me a story idea! Don't make me lick your ass!

hee
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Anna S.: muldereliade on May 30th, 2005 05:15 am (UTC)
Riiiiiiiiiight.

*hides from you*
(*but gives you Mulder icon*)
ex_dovil323 on May 30th, 2005 05:20 am (UTC)
Spangel. With a canteloupe. And mpreg. Because the canteloupe is a male cateloupe that's pregnant. And it's a slave. And it rescues Spike with it's love but then Angel gets angry and EATS the canteloupe and Spike's left crying in a mound of rinds but then finds the unborn mpreg canteloupe has survived the massacre and Spike forgives Angel and they raise it together.

God, woman, what more do you want when I've practically written the story for you!
Anna S.: spikeeliade on May 30th, 2005 05:23 am (UTC)
Because the canteloupe is a male cateloupe that's pregnant. And it's a slave.

Best. Story. Ever.

But I think it's yours to write. Yep. /backs up slowly

Spike's left crying in a mound of rinds

And that should be a song lyric.

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(no subject) - viverra_libro on May 30th, 2005 09:02 pm (UTC) (Expand)
vi, miss vylit if you're nasty: alias jack shades of greyvylit on May 30th, 2005 05:38 am (UTC)
Jack and Vaughn are trying to track down leads on Bad Guy XYZ, and they're working crazy hours, shaking down informants, going over the material on XYZ until they can no longer see straight and Vaughn's afraid he's going to plow his car into the ice cream truck that parks around the block from his house.

So, Vaughn invites Jack over to work on it and orders food (Chinese? Indian, maybe.) and Vaughn likes how his place feels with Jack in it, likes how they can just sit together and talk and he isn't worried about saying the right thing. It gets late, and they're running through the possible places XYZ could be, using secure lines to make calls to Marshall to have him check some phone record or tap into video surveillance cameras, and sometime after wonton soup but before the sweet and sour pork, Vaughn realizes that he's been wondering what Jack kisses like for the past twenty minutes and he really wants to know. For sure.
Anna S.: vaughn-intenseeliade on May 30th, 2005 05:40 am (UTC)
You reminded me that I wanted to do stir-fry! Thank you! :D I must find a way to work that in.
cija: saliericija on May 30th, 2005 05:39 am (UTC)
Vaughn has amnesia. Jack convinces him they're lovers - which is a lie - and Vaughn sort of knows it has to be a lie, because he has flashes of memory that don't make sense with the story he's been told, but he suppresses them because he's scared and the memories all involve Jack being angry at him - and they have sex, sex, sex - and then I don't know, something happens, and there is a denouement of some sort.

And there is some logical reason for the whole setup. Presumably.
Anna S.: will tippineliade on May 30th, 2005 05:41 am (UTC)
Sadly, that would be mean. I only want to pet them, not make with the bad touch or break their little legs. Er, but...yes. If you had a logical reason, er, I suppose...

*runs away cheerily from you, waving as I go*
Jane Bluestockingj_bluestocking on May 30th, 2005 05:42 am (UTC)
Okay, Jack told Vaughn not to tell Sydney that they were having hot monkey black leather sex, because despite being part of an adventurous spy culture, inside his head he's gotta be thinking, "I took her ex-boyfriend. People are weird about that." Also I'm her father who took her straight ex-boyfriend. I've done enough therapy-causing things to Sydney already.

None of which makes him stop fucking anybody, because he's all, what's secret isn't real if nobody knows. But one day Vaughn and Sydney are alone and somehow Sydney gets it out of him because, my god, he's a complete butterscotch softie when it comes to the Bristows. And now he's all doomed, because there's no way the very air molecules in the room are not going to go to Jack and Tell All. And Sydney's like, no no, we'll treat it like any other secret, am I not a spy? If you cut me, do I not fake it as though you didn't? And Vaughn's all, I'm going to hell.

Just a thought. OTOH, I like the pregnant canteloupe.
Anna S.: puppyeliade on May 30th, 2005 05:44 am (UTC)
koimistress is love. *love*

he's a complete butterscotch softie when it comes to the Bristows.

I'm thinking that *you* should write Alias. In fact, I give you puppy eyes. FEAR THE PUPPY EYES!
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gianna24gianna24 on May 30th, 2005 06:12 am (UTC)
I like it, Spymommy, Spydaddy and Vaughn getting it on... Why? Because they can. A gift perhaps, from Irina to Jack.
Anna S.: scary_girleliade on May 30th, 2005 06:14 am (UTC)
You are all scary scary people.

o.O
abbyleeabbylee on May 30th, 2005 06:15 am (UTC)
How about a pre-Alias Jack/Vaughn? Sydney's still working at SD-6 and Jack finds out that Sloane's going to somethingsomething. So he needs to set up a counter plan, but he's doing it all stealthily 'cause he's Jack, but Vaughn stumbles upon him accidentally and they end up in foreigncountry together holed up in a weird hotel and....

I have no fucking clue. But I guess you want fucking :D
Anna S.: sydneyeliade on May 30th, 2005 06:17 am (UTC)
No, no fucking. Not yet. *g* I just want the next "shortcut" and I can't think of an idea to get me started.

I've always thought there should be pre-Alias Jack and Vaughn interaction though.
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gianna24gianna24 on May 30th, 2005 06:20 am (UTC)
Sydney goes bye-bye for a little bit. Vaughn and Jack work together to find her. They realize, slowly that they are indeed the OTP and begin fucking. There are guilt feelings but whatevs, she's gone right? And suddenly she reappears. OH NOES. But she's now mad in love with Will, who's cute and deserves to be in more stories, so it's cool, kinda. She wants to talk to both Jack and Vaughn at the same time about why she just had to leave and go to the one man who loved her unconditionally. Paranoia and insanity ensue.
gianna24gianna24 on May 30th, 2005 06:27 am (UTC)
Ok, you're looking for a shortcut, not crazyness. Perhaps, Jack and Vaughn actually go to the hockey game and UST ensues? There could be banter about beer and Jack not being cool with that many people being around him. Plus maybe Jack being like, wow Vaughn, you suck so bad at so many things but my god, you know your hockey...
Anna S.eliade on May 30th, 2005 06:31 am (UTC)
Plus maybe Jack being like, wow Vaughn, you suck so bad at so many things but my god, you know your hockey...

Heeeee.