What is the next J/V "shortcut" I should write?
You have ten minutes. Go! Because I want to write, now! While at the same time I throw myself on your ... um, I can't think of a good word. Breasts? Basically I'm saying that I live to serve. For at least the next few hours or days.
Next Tuesday, of course, I will again serve to live, if you know what I mean.
ETA: Oh my god, people, you're not allowed to *tie*! You have two minutes! *bites lip*
ETA2: The Dinner Party! First, anyway. But feel free to keep voting, so that I can keep track of your names on a list and do strange and wonderful things to you. With my mind.