Your Buffy the Vampire Slayer quote is:
I mock you with my ice cream cone, Amish guy!
38(24.5%)
Bob, you big hideous corpse! Come here!
10(6.5%)
Sweet, lumpy minion. You're the only one that understands.
65(41.9%)
Can I have someone to eat?
42(27.1%)
Oh, Anna, I am a prisoner of your:
love
20(12.8%)
delusions
71(45.5%)
closet
36(23.1%)
thighs
29(18.6%)
What the hell ________
happened to my hair?
35(22.6%)
is in this sandwich?
30(19.4%)
makes you think I love you, Rodney?
26(16.8%)
were you doing in my underwear drawer?
64(41.3%)
I'm ______ trapped in ______.
a gay man/a woman's body
37(23.7%)
an angry ghost/your machine, baby
31(19.9%)
a wailing bear/the jaws of love
20(12.8%)
honestly/this locker--please help me
68(43.6%)
Anna, I'm standing on your lawn:
in my underwear. Or maybe yours. Do you like pink?
31(19.9%)
and crying out for lightning to strike me
9(5.8%)
holding up a boombox playing "In Your Eyes"
30(19.2%)
but I'm invisible, ha ha ha ha ha
86(55.1%)
The shopping list on your refrigerator:
hair gel, black nail polish, blood
15(9.7%)
cucumbers, whipped cream, batteries, Maxim
22(14.3%)
ice cream, ice cream, ice cream, tampons, ice cream
72(46.8%)
bacon
45(29.2%)
Stop playing ______
with my nipples!
10(6.4%)
with my mind!
35(22.4%)
that damned Milli Villi CD because it's NOT RETRO!
66(42.3%)
Halo and come service me!
45(28.8%)
You're just a trifle. You are:
a trinket
11(7.1%)
a sponge cake with jam and whipped cream
73(46.8%)
a trifle mad.
43(27.6%)
you meant "triffid"
29(18.6%)
Penguins:
delight me
59(38.3%)
worry me
17(11.0%)
make me hungry
6(3.9%)
follow me everywhere
72(46.8%)
Your phone is ringing! It's:
someone asking for Joey's Pizza
41(26.3%)
a collection agency
21(13.5%)
a killer who wants to know your favorite scary movie
17(10.9%)
hell calling
77(49.4%)
That's just sick and:
wrong
11(7.1%)
unsanitary
12(7.7%)
yet strangely compelling
82(52.6%)
--oh my god, is that his *penis*?
51(32.7%)
Pickles! Pickles!
Come here, Pickles!
32(20.6%)
Falling from the sky!
14(9.0%)
Tiny, crunchy pickles!
63(40.6%)
Why are you always on about pickles?!
46(29.7%)
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for __________.
Susan
19(12.2%)
the hell of it
22(14.1%)
lunch
23(14.7%)
a lot of reasons, okay? Just leave it alone.
92(59.0%)
ETA: I spelled Milli Vanilli wrong! The crushing shame. *facepalm*