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21 May 2005 @ 02:26 pm
And *now* I will write.  

Poll #498293 Poke, poke, poke.

Hey!

I'm going to give you a piece of my mind!
11(9.6%)
We are of one mind! One mind in two bodies!
5(4.4%)
Why is my brain in a jar?
37(32.5%)
Braiiiiiiiiiinnnnsssssss.
61(53.5%)

Nick is _________.

a pop star.
10(8.8%)
Satan.
4(3.5%)
some creepy guy who keeps coming down my chimney with Barbies.
14(12.3%)
probably not the same Nick I'm thinking of.
86(75.4%)

Express your state of mind at this moment with these words:

Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
33(29.2%)
Groove *is* in the heart!
29(25.7%)
I won't fear love.
19(16.8%)
My heart's a tart, your body's rent.
32(28.3%)

No, wait! I really meant:

All my fears are drifting by me so slowly now.
16(14.4%)
I am so high, I can hear heaven.
11(9.9%)
I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key.
45(40.5%)
I'm just a girl, lucky me.
39(35.1%)

Your culture-bound syndrome from the DSM-IV is:

sangue dormido
13(12.0%)
shenkui
11(10.2%)
ghost sickness
45(41.7%)
brain fag
39(36.1%)

Oh yeah, give more of that:

dextrose
37(33.9%)
pectin
28(25.7%)
lecithin
21(19.3%)
sorbitol
23(21.1%)

Shakespeare said it best:

The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves.
30(26.5%)
Conscience is but a word that cowards use.
18(15.9%)
Get thee to a nunnery.
28(24.8%)
Fill Ithaca full of moths.
37(32.7%)

But, seriously:

I am the very model of a modern major-general.
41(36.3%)
I am willing to taste any drink once.
26(23.0%)
I bear a charmed life.
12(10.6%)
I believe a leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars.
34(30.1%)

All I really need is __________:

a box of matches and an accelerant.
17(15.0%)
my Hitachi Magic Wand.
17(15.0%)
peanut butter.
9(8.0%)
ten million dollars, you idiot.
70(61.9%)

Hey, you think maybe that's _________

too much coffee?
52(46.0%)
sitophilia?
7(6.2%)
ringworm?
24(21.2%)
my mother at the door?
30(26.5%)


My god, I am inane.
 
 
 
The Larch: glee.  it's like lube.  (siyamau)the_larch on May 21st, 2005 09:29 pm (UTC)
Oh, but I love it so.
Anna S.: cat_chickeneliade on May 21st, 2005 09:44 pm (UTC)
I appreciate your glee, and wash my hands with it!
Malmalnpudl on May 21st, 2005 09:31 pm (UTC)
my Hitachi Magic Wand

Power tools are a girl's best friend. :-)
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Anna S.: gileseliade on May 21st, 2005 09:43 pm (UTC)
You are beautifully random! Or, wait...are you calling for help?
Trepkos: Not a slut by catvampcrazinestrepkos on May 21st, 2005 09:51 pm (UTC)
You are The Big Cheese, and we submit ourselves to your mighty poll.
torchflambeau on May 21st, 2005 10:08 pm (UTC)
My god, I am inane.

You seem to have inadvertently left out an s.

*mwah*
theseashore on May 22nd, 2005 12:39 am (UTC)
I might love you. I'll let you know if I find out anything definitive.
mfthe_emef on May 21st, 2005 10:45 pm (UTC)
#3
Placeboooooooooooo
Someday you'll need to stand tall again: Emellaemella on May 22nd, 2005 01:37 am (UTC)
Ok, like do I have to be high to understand this poll?

lol The nunnery thing cracked me up. bleh, Ok, I'm just wasting disk spasce now

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Alizarin_NYCalizarin_nyc on May 22nd, 2005 08:49 pm (UTC)
Mmmmmmmmmmm.

BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNSSSSSS.

I'd love you but Zombies can't love. *sniff*