True or false, Jack Bristow could kill a man with a potato chip:
True--it's a sharp chip.
73(68.9%)
False--he's incredibly hungry, and the guy is four hundred yards away.
33(31.1%)
The thing most likely to blind you is:
the poke of a pop straw
14(13.0%)
the sharp beak of a crazed pigeon
21(19.4%)
the visions of the damned in this badfic I'm reading
35(32.4%)
I don't know, but it's got Fabio hair and it's wearing lamé
38(35.2%)
You're throwing a party. You provide:
cheese
44(40.7%)
strippers
1(0.9%)
vodka, a pack of cards, and kittens
26(24.1%)
all of the above
37(34.3%)
There are many good fears, but if you have to choose:
dentists. teeth. and, strangely, smocks.
34(31.5%)
"What if I wake up dead?"
31(28.7%)
jolly men
37(34.3%)
bunnies
6(5.6%)
"I want a new drug. I want ________"
Prozac
6(5.6%)
PIEPIEPIEPIEPIE
41(38.3%)
no, wait--puppies!
21(19.6%)
to get this Huey Lewis song out of my head, curse you
39(36.4%)
You can only name your child one of the following. You choose:
Benatar
42(38.9%)
Ringo
25(23.1%)
Tuna
10(9.3%)
Newt
31(28.7%)
You're an alien, or something very much like it. You're from:
the recent crash of a spaceship
10(9.3%)
the misty forests of Vancouver
54(50.0%)
the depths of the Antarctic ice
24(22.2%)
a spray can
20(18.5%)
Bananas are:
obscene
8(7.4%)
delicious
11(10.2%)
both of the above
70(64.8%)
aliens
19(17.6%)
I have a ________:
dream
22(20.4%)
contagious disease
3(2.8%)
headache
51(47.2%)
great idea for a new TV show about talking dogs and cats, living together and serving as Supreme Court Justices
32(29.6%)
Buy me a ________!
pony
25(23.1%)
bicycle
10(9.3%)
clue
19(17.6%)
one-way ticket to the special hell, because I'm not coming back
54(50.0%)
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