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19 May 2005 @ 10:50 am
a poll to celebrate...thursday. yeah, thursday.  


Poll #496981 Stupid questions are becoming a new and different type of addiction.

True or false, Jack Bristow could kill a man with a potato chip:

True--it's a sharp chip.
73(68.9%)
False--he's incredibly hungry, and the guy is four hundred yards away.
33(31.1%)

The thing most likely to blind you is:

the poke of a pop straw
14(13.0%)
the sharp beak of a crazed pigeon
21(19.4%)
the visions of the damned in this badfic I'm reading
35(32.4%)
I don't know, but it's got Fabio hair and it's wearing lamé
38(35.2%)

You're throwing a party. You provide:

cheese
44(40.7%)
strippers
1(0.9%)
vodka, a pack of cards, and kittens
26(24.1%)
all of the above
37(34.3%)

There are many good fears, but if you have to choose:

dentists. teeth. and, strangely, smocks.
34(31.5%)
"What if I wake up dead?"
31(28.7%)
jolly men
37(34.3%)
bunnies
6(5.6%)

"I want a new drug. I want ________"

Prozac
6(5.6%)
PIEPIEPIEPIEPIE
41(38.3%)
no, wait--puppies!
21(19.6%)
to get this Huey Lewis song out of my head, curse you
39(36.4%)

You can only name your child one of the following. You choose:

Benatar
42(38.9%)
Ringo
25(23.1%)
Tuna
10(9.3%)
Newt
31(28.7%)

You're an alien, or something very much like it. You're from:

the recent crash of a spaceship
10(9.3%)
the misty forests of Vancouver
54(50.0%)
the depths of the Antarctic ice
24(22.2%)
a spray can
20(18.5%)

Bananas are:

obscene
8(7.4%)
delicious
11(10.2%)
both of the above
70(64.8%)
aliens
19(17.6%)

I have a ________:

dream
22(20.4%)
contagious disease
3(2.8%)
headache
51(47.2%)
great idea for a new TV show about talking dogs and cats, living together and serving as Supreme Court Justices
32(29.6%)

Buy me a ________!

pony
25(23.1%)
bicycle
10(9.3%)
clue
19(17.6%)
one-way ticket to the special hell, because I'm not coming back
54(50.0%)
 
 
 
Pet: Rideapetslife on May 19th, 2005 05:54 pm (UTC)
I've already got the pony, otherwise...*grin*

Also, ick, bananas. Hate them. Ick.
Anna S.: puppyeliade on May 19th, 2005 06:07 pm (UTC)
I've already got the pony, otherwise...*grin*

You could have two ponies! *beam*
Pet: Rideapetslife on May 19th, 2005 06:40 pm (UTC)
Ooooh, yes! Then I could have a matched set!

*dreams*
Laura Shapirolaurashapiro on May 19th, 2005 06:03 pm (UTC)
You are a strange and extraordinary creature, and I thank you for whiling away the three minutes it took to do this quiz.

Three down, several hundred to go. Why is it only 11:04?
Anna S.: kitteneliade on May 19th, 2005 06:06 pm (UTC)
*purr*

It's 11:06 now. *sigh*
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Plin: giles_getserious_by_harsh-lightsuperplin on May 19th, 2005 06:33 pm (UTC)
I, uh, don't actually know who Jack Bristow is. But it seems a waste to throw a perfectly good potato chip!

I love these quizzes.
saussy7spoons on May 19th, 2005 06:34 pm (UTC)
Heeeeeeee. I heart you. Turns out I want puppies and a pony and a baby named "Newt," all to distract me from my fear of waking up dead.
bleu_lavandebleu_lavande on May 19th, 2005 06:42 pm (UTC)
I ticked "jolly good men," under Good Fears. Because I KNOW they were clowns. And mimes. Each and every one of them. Right? ::crazy eyes::
Trepkos: pensivetrepkos on May 19th, 2005 06:46 pm (UTC)
Jolly men are scary anyway - what are they so happy about?
J.J.jjtaylor on May 19th, 2005 06:48 pm (UTC)
Alas, I can't ever seem to remember not to take polls when I'm logged in as my alter-ego. Please just pretend that aurorbabe did not take your poll.

*sighs and apologizes for colliding worlds*
squeeze me, stomp me,  make me winemoosesal on May 19th, 2005 06:49 pm (UTC)
Newt. The first time I saw Aliens I thought what a great name! I love that kid (and the movie). Of course, that might not be what made you pick that for your list. But that's what came to mind.
the upper echelons of mediocrity: Hockey Cal (Thanks to Kikala!)the_star_fish on May 19th, 2005 07:09 pm (UTC)
Wow. I immediately thought of Lonesome Dove, despite the fact that I've seen Aliens seventy bazillion times or so.

My brane, she no work right.
squeeze me, stomp me,  make me winemoosesal on May 19th, 2005 07:16 pm (UTC)
Well, my second thought was Newt Gingrich. But that's because of my job (political science publishing). I'm actually proud of me for not thinking of him first. Especially since I'm at work right now. :)
Anna S.: kitteneliade on May 19th, 2005 07:21 pm (UTC)
That's *exactly* what I was thinking of! I was curious to see how many people would choose that and if anyone would mention Aliens. *grin* You get bonus points and cookies!
squeeze me, stomp me,  make me wine: glass bottoms upmoosesal on May 19th, 2005 07:32 pm (UTC)
Mmm. Cookie. *does a bad Cookie Monster impersonation*
Moral Whiplashbkwyrm on May 20th, 2005 04:09 am (UTC)
Huh. I was thinking of Gaiman and Pratchett's Good Omens and Newt Pulsifer.
Ms. Stinkycarrielee on May 19th, 2005 06:55 pm (UTC)
My youngest son actually would like to change his name to Ringo. That or Hound-dog. There's no accounting for taste.
Sandy: Mckaysp23 on May 19th, 2005 07:52 pm (UTC)
I love how 45% of us think that aliens come from the misty forests of Vancouver. But then Canadians are very strange. ;)
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light of other daysiliadawry on May 19th, 2005 11:52 pm (UTC)
My headache (that I mentioned in a question above) is slightly over a year old and a Pisces.
Barb: dreamitrahirah on May 20th, 2005 02:47 am (UTC)
PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY!
Alizarin_NYCalizarin_nyc on May 20th, 2005 03:34 am (UTC)
Seeing as I'm watching "House of the Dead," in which, as TV Guide says, "young people battle zombies on an island," I don't so much fear waking up dead as waking up a zombie.

Braaaaaaaaaains!