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16 May 2005 @ 03:57 pm
I'm off to the gym.  
Let's celebrate.

Poll #495118 I crush your head. Crush crush crush.

"_________ love."

God is
14(6.9%)
Potatoes are
62(30.7%)
All you need is
104(51.5%)
You have killed all my
22(10.9%)

My breath currently smells like:

Diet Coke, onions, and a terrible fear
30(14.9%)
my last stolen kiss
16(8.0%)
cat-food
17(8.5%)
mouth
138(68.7%)

"You are my ______, my only _________."

sunshine
86(42.6%)
gravy
24(11.9%)
friend
6(3.0%)
alibi
86(42.6%)

In the morning, I:

panic
64(32.2%)
weep
23(11.6%)
laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and weep
61(30.7%)
roll over and punch the guy
51(25.6%)

I'm not a freak, I'm just:

special. incredibly special.
62(30.7%)
attracted to only certain kinds of mammals
31(15.3%)
terminally fannish
90(44.6%)
hairless all over, because of that meteor shower
19(9.4%)

This is all just:

hooey
11(5.4%)
a metric ton of fish
60(29.7%)
the same struggle between a sexual feeling or urge and the psychic defenses against it.
37(18.3%)
the inevitable culmination of your identification with Fox Mulder, isn't it?
94(46.5%)

Anna, please seek:

God
3(1.5%)
yet even more therapy
22(10.9%)
the Golden Snitch
76(37.6%)
over on that side of the yard, because I'm hiding from you behind this shrubbery.
101(50.0%)

You can choose only one. ONLY ONE. You choose:

twenty million dollars, after taxes
96(47.5%)
the airing of the ultimate fannish show, brilliantly written, on pay cable, with two beautiful male co-stars who fall in love and have sex for seven glorious years before the happy finale, and did I mention the monstrous amount of brilliant fan-fiction?
60(29.7%)
cupcakes. shut up.
17(8.4%)
world peace
29(14.4%)

Go away, Anna, I'm:

dead
25(12.4%)
just resting
60(29.7%)
in my bunk
86(42.6%)
crying pitifully, tormented by your inconsistent punctuation.
31(15.3%)

My pathology of choice is:

hysteria
25(12.4%)
obsessive-compulsive disorder
63(31.3%)
potatoes
79(39.3%)
love
34(16.9%)
 
 
 
Laura Shapiro: wtflaurashapiro on May 16th, 2005 11:02 pm (UTC)
But I don't mean "world peace" in that sneaky Monkey's Paw way where you only get it by exterminating the entire human race or something like that. That's just wrong.
auroramamaauroramama on May 17th, 2005 01:54 am (UTC)
Exactly my caveat.
kaydee23kaydee23 on May 16th, 2005 11:03 pm (UTC)
With my twenty million dollars, I could hire a live sex show, couldn't I?
xanphibian on May 17th, 2005 01:31 am (UTC)
This is my thought.
kaydee23kaydee23 on May 17th, 2005 02:06 pm (UTC)
Great minds.

I love you icon. I love Goobery David.
Pet: Angelspikeapetslife on May 16th, 2005 11:05 pm (UTC)
Hee! That one was marvelously fun!
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the kid with the bullet soul: QaF brustin OTP (me)exsequar on May 16th, 2005 11:12 pm (UTC)
I CANT BELIEVE I CHOSE THE PERFECT GAY LOVE TV SHOW OVER 20 MILLION DOLLARS.

Fandom has taken over my life.

This was a fun poll! *returns to suffering through a term paper*
Zoë Rayne: boywhoresz_rayne on May 16th, 2005 11:27 pm (UTC)
The perfect gay sex show needs to be written by Joss Whedon, though. Otherwise, I'll take the $20 million and hire someone to write an irresistible softcore porn script about a decadent 19th Century Parisian brothel, which I will then convince Tim Burton and Johnny Depp to film.

This is my plan to take over the world, btw.
Barbrahirah on May 16th, 2005 11:38 pm (UTC)
I figure that with world peace, someone will be inspired to do a brilliantly written TV show anyway. And they will give me twenty million dollars for bringing about world peace. So bonus!

I couldn't answer the morning one, because in the morning I'm to sleepy to do any of those things.
MELODY GLOUCESTER PEGASUSjolielaide on May 16th, 2005 11:48 pm (UTC)
Just what I needed to kill seven minutes. Only 3 hours and 13 minutes left to go.

So what if it took me seven minutes I'm not slow I'm thorough SHUT UP
A carbonated fusion beverage!: connor strung up - _green_swmbo on May 17th, 2005 12:01 am (UTC)
Uh-huh.

*kisses*
A carbonated fusion beverage!: aadvarkswmbo on May 17th, 2005 12:01 am (UTC)
Well, I had to take the 20M dollars because without the cash, I can't afford the pay cable and it would be even MORE miserable. But I will put half of my money for the brilliant written cable show. That way, the whole world WINS!
Someday you'll need to stand tall againemella on May 17th, 2005 12:04 am (UTC)
We can both put up some of our money to get the show started. XD
A carbonated fusion beverage!: swingsswmbo on May 17th, 2005 12:07 am (UTC)
*highfives you*

Excellent plan!

*waits for check to arrive*
Alisonalison_wondrlnd on May 17th, 2005 12:02 am (UTC)
Ahahaha.

Cupcakes, I choose cupcakes.
Someday you'll need to stand tall again: Scaryfandomemella on May 17th, 2005 12:03 am (UTC)
Ok, I answered #1 to #8, but then if I had that much money, I could pay to get the show started, so it's a trade off. :D
dancetomato on May 17th, 2005 12:21 am (UTC)
GIP
witlingwitling on May 17th, 2005 12:37 am (UTC)
I pretended to be Xander in all my answers. Also, I pretended you were Spike. This may have skewed your results.

Yaye gym yaye la la la.
auroramamaauroramama on May 17th, 2005 01:57 am (UTC)
These questions were too interesting to answer in character. I only do that for Myers-Briggs and the like.
the opposite of batmanpearl_o on May 17th, 2005 12:44 am (UTC)
Does the twenty million dollars come with the caveat of not being allowed to spend any of it on cupcakes?
Poshykittyposhcat on May 17th, 2005 02:38 am (UTC)
OMG I was almost entirely a D girl...but the 20 million and potatoes did me in. :0P
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crazyk8iecrazyk8ie on May 18th, 2005 12:28 am (UTC)
Oh, I feel so much better now!! I am not the only person out there who answers these things the way I do ... I was with the majority on all but two of them. Thank, Gawd, I'm not the only strange person out here!!!
rustybitchrustybitch on May 19th, 2005 08:17 pm (UTC)
Everybody God I love a good poll!
Sorts me right out!