My nipples are staunchly perky today. They cannot be suppressed. And I am wearing a sheer shirt. Thank Christ I don't have any meetings with my uniformly male teammates.
How are your nipples?
(Jeff, from Coupling: "Only an interview? What if I panic? You know, what if I say an accidental word? There's pressure, you know, the wrong word could just pop out of my mouth by accident... Nipples!")