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15 May 2005 @ 05:10 pm
Imagine a funny quote from Monty Python here.  
I am bored in the same way that the Grand Canyon is a hole in the ground.

Paper cutters scare me. What if I walked up to one in a trance and stuck my hand in it and cut it off? That could happen.

This is really just a GIP. I've been retiring, unretiring, and creating new user pics.
 
 
 
sisabetsisabet on May 16th, 2005 03:02 am (UTC)
Paper cutters scare me. What if I walked up to one in a trance and stuck my hand in it and cut it off? That could happen.

This has actually been a fear of mine since I first saw a paper cutter at the library when I was in kindergarten. I'm rather surprised that I've gone 25 years without incident.

I used to also worry, after the concept of paper cutter was introduced to me, that if my hand or leg or foot or anything dangled over the edge of my twin bed then a gigantic unknown and controlled-by-mystical-forces papercutter would descend from the wall.

It was all that straight line and neat edges...that will fuck a girl's psyche up.