Anna S. (eliade) wrote,
Anna S.
eliade

Monday.

Dear Boss of Me,

The aliens who abducted me last night are allowing me to write you this message to let you know that I will not be in today this week this month. I expect to be in good health on my return, always assuming that the probes are not fatal.

Can I consider this a paid leave of absence?

Yours,
Anna

***

Dear Boss of Me,

I'm enclosing a note from my mom excusing me from work this week. I haven't spoken to my mom in several years, so it was a surprise when she contacted me out of the blue requesting that I take this time off to rest and maybe do a little writing. I'm afraid I have to do as she says. She is my mom, you know.

I will try to remember to bring doughnuts for the team on my return.

Yours,
Anna

***

Dear Boss of Me,

I will not be returning to work, as Hollywood called and would like me to pen a few screenplays about manly love. There was also something about rocket launchers and a loyal dog, but I couldn't hear it all as there was some cell phone interference on the recorded message. The part about how they were offering me six million dollars was very clear though.

You may now consider me the Six-Million Dollar Woman. Ha ha ha.

Can you please pack and ship my posters and books to my home address? Thank you.

Yours,
Anna
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