Also, without the bananas I added, it's just plain nasty. I've eaten tastier Play-Doh. So how do you make oatmeal edible while keeping it healthy? I suppose "Keep adding fruit, Dimbo!" is the obvious solution.
See, these are the simple but profound utterances that would be lost to posterity if I hadn't gotten this LJ. And while we're taking our daily Moment of Meta, enough comments have accumulated that I feel the need to say: Yo. You wouldn't have friended me if you didn't know me, and if you know me, you know that I am an unresponsive bitca who can't answer e-mail to save her life, and because of this you won't be surprised to learn that a shameful heritage of clam-mouthed social unease will be proudly continued here, which is to say that the likelihood of me answering all friendly comments approaches absolute zero. But I still read them and smile, okay? So please don't abandon me, okay?
Oatmeal and abandonment issues. Good morning.