From "Just Rewards" (AtS):
LORNE: Yeah, the vampire slayer both men loved, both men lost. Oh, I could sell that to any studio in a heartbeat. I see Depp and Bloom. But then I see them a lot. Sorry. Hazard of running the entertainment division. Gotta get out more.That has nothing to do with running Entertainment, Lorne. A *lot* of people see Depp and Bloom in their heads. Together. Naked and oiled. Not *me* (::cough::jackdavenport::cough::), but a lot of other people.
I wish I had naked, oiled men to give you guys. I do have some snarky S/X, but it's a donation story, still in progress, and I shouldn't excerpt it. Sigh.
I really wish there was a snowstorm here. Or maybe a carnival.