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01 March 2005 @ 02:14 pm
blip. ping. hello.  
I'm not really a person who needs to post on LJ every day, but sometimes I realize it's been days and go "Eep! Must talk to world!"

Touching base with people who made donation story requests: I have not forsaken forgotten you! I have a handful left to do, but for some reason I did nothing but work and sleep this past week. And sleep and sleep.... I was very...hibernal. This weekend I lazed around, did laundry, read three Lee Child books, and got halfway through watching "Conviction" before stalling.

This morning as I walked toward crumpets, I thought: "Those people who acid-etch shop windows must die," and "Maybe pigeons really *are* aliens among us," and then wondered, what if the government had a random telepathic sanity-checker. Would I pass checksum? Not likely. Half the time I'm thinking about men having sex--the breathy porn soundtrack of my head--and the other half I'm filled with neurotic, paranoid, depressive radio chatter. Someday soon a black SUV with government plates is going to pull up screechingly to the curb and I'll be hustled off to a holding cell. I'll miss some of you guys. The rest of you will be in the adjoining cells.
 
 
 
Divya: geekish by Spuzz_divya_ on March 1st, 2005 10:21 pm (UTC)
::pings you back:: When the government takes you away, I'll be running the underground rescue effort. I'm not sane, but I can pass in public.
Explicit Adult Content? You're soaking in it!: crazy like a foxyin_again on March 1st, 2005 10:24 pm (UTC)
I'll be your cellmate. I get top bunk!
Mayhem Parva: Clark hooray (livia_penn)raincitygirl on March 1st, 2005 10:49 pm (UTC)
Someday soon a black SUV with government plates is going to pull up screechingly to the curb and I'll be hustled off to a holding cell. I'll miss some of you guys. The rest of you will be in the adjoining cells.

Thanks for making me choke on my water. You're a funny, funny girl.
Trepkostrepkos on March 1st, 2005 11:31 pm (UTC)
The rest of you will be in the adjoining cells.

Lets hope some of us will be in opposite cells, so we can... pull faces, and whatall...
witlingwitling on March 2nd, 2005 01:05 am (UTC)
::raps "Bridge on the River Kwai" on the underside of your bunk::
rubywisp: spike mouth pornrubywisp on March 2nd, 2005 03:15 pm (UTC)
::Lee Child squee::

::shoves bitlets of steamy Spander porn down your blouse::
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