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24 February 2005 @ 04:39 pm
Not the good death. I just spent two and a half hours in a Power-Point-driven training session. My brain is. so. so. so very. fried. I can barely keep my eyes open. My entire body is drained of the life-force. I think I'm going to go home now. As in now. As in NOW.
Trepkostrepkos on February 25th, 2005 01:17 am (UTC)
Don't these people realise that humans can only really concentrate on a presentation for about 5 minutes at a time?
Doesn't 2 and a half hours count as "cruel and unusual punishment"?
flaming museflaming_muse on February 25th, 2005 01:20 am (UTC)
I think PowerPoint has magic soul-sucking properties.
Tisiphonetisiphone318 on February 25th, 2005 01:57 am (UTC)
Powepoint Training
Is Teh Evol. If I see one more g-d bulleted list, or cutesy 'map', my inner Spike will just stand up, say "Right, then!" and commence with the mayhem. Drained trainers draped over the table, blood dripping down that damned PC projector!

Sorry, just hit my hot button.
Pamgoosegirl9 on February 25th, 2005 02:06 am (UTC)
Hee. Tisiphone318 was funny.

You need a transfusion of chocolate and ice cream. Ummm. Vanilla ice cream in a chocolate coated sugar cone ..... :slaps own face:
sef1029 on February 25th, 2005 02:19 am (UTC)
Well, then you really *must* read this:


One of the most enjoyable Onion pieces I've ever read.
Anna S.eliade on February 25th, 2005 02:33 am (UTC)
Oh god. That's awesome.