My DVD player is about a year old and already dying. You know that absurd thing you see people do in movies and on TV, where they bitch-slap the side of a machine and it starts to work? My DVD player actually does that.
Anna to DVD player, with impotent fists of rage: I will keeeelllll you! Keeeellllll!
It does not shiver in fear. Someday it will regret its insolence.