You know, sometimes I watch the promos for TV shows, filled with blatant mass-marketed het, and I think: No! No no no! I am not going to watch another new show until someone gives me canonical homosexuality, damn it! I want more than subtext! I want sexy vampires boffing dark-haired boys, and Air Force colonels with yearning yens for science geeks! Yens that are consummated! In secret, maybe! But still! Consummated!