Also, the whim and lunacy of this story strangely endeared itself to me, in part because I've been wanting to read a story on this premise for a while now. I mean, the initial premise, not the second, and even stranger plot development that you'll get to after reading a while, which involves...oh, never mind. This gave me a happy, and I'm not afraid to say it. Take *that*, devils of Monday!
Oh god. Do I have to go to work?