Why the Commodore Never Kisses Jack Sparrow
I tried to figure out how to leave feedback on this, but couldn't; I could only figure out how to rate it.
ETA: Her other stuff is good too. So incredibly fun, but then it's like the dip and swell of waves--fun, and then you're slapped with a gaspingly romantic line or three. Just lovely, lyrical bits.
Also, I just got spam that says, "tentacles immediately and directly."
