Why the Commodore Never Kisses Jack Sparrow
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ETA: Her other stuff is good too. So incredibly fun, but then it's like the dip and swell of waves--fun, and then you're slapped with a gaspingly romantic line or three. Just lovely, lyrical bits.
Also, I just got spam that says, "tentacles immediately and directly."